If you're holding the cue correctly
the shaft should come down the middle of your chest, allowing you to flop a bap over it to starboard.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:12, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'Flop a bap'
You, sir, win ten internet points and one of my very finest clickages.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)

So really, she should be imagining that the cue
is an erect johnson that she is gently sliding betwixt left and right shoulder boulder?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Titwanks are WEIRD and oh god I remember having this conversation with you before and I got a little disturbed

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Indeed
imagine the bridge being the tits in the titwank and the butt-end hand the scrotum and it fits perfectly.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

The boy I was with was trying to teach me
I think I hit him with it several times.

I did pot one ball, though. My colour, and didn't hit the black. Made up for the 50% of times where I didn't hit the ball at all, 30% where I only hit the white, and the 19% where I hit either the other team's ball first or a different ball than the white.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Did you have a DP on the table afterwards?
Only I kind of assume that's what must happen when women play pool now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Instead of going for the easy pink
he screwed back for the difficult brown etc etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I wish!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)

If he was trying to teach you by doing the leaning-over you thing
he was just trying to touch you up. Proper cueing action is taught via imitation, moving your arms for you and the accompanying discomfort.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I wouldn't have minded if he did >_>
But no, I think he showed me and told me what to do. No actual touching.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Men suck
no girl really wants to know how to play pool. They just want a sexy groping.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Men probably do indeed suck
in the nightclubs you attend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

You appear to have developed an unhealthy obsession
with my sexuality of late. I do hope you're not developing a crush on me, because I don't swing that way.

You raving great flouncing arse jouster.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

I'm so rubbish at pool
I usually do that thing where I hit it but in such a way that it pathetically rolls about half an inch away
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I keep missing it. I line up, look at the angles and
BAM I fuck it up.

How are you, darling? S'been a while.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)

I'm ok
still waiting to find out if I've been fired or not, but I'm surviving by making desserts and eating them. How are you? How's london town?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I love pool, but I'm rubbish until I get a few flukey shots.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)