I'm here
But I'm a total stranger to you so should probably go back to lurking

I'm also hungry but its too late to eat
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hello new person.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)

hello
I'm not that new
well relatively new to OT ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)

2yrs 3 months or something. No not new. But still welcome.
*WAVES LIKE A MONG BETTER THAN JEFF CAN*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)

I'd wave even more, but I've got some tinsel to eat and some windows to lick.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)

don't eat the tinsel again
blousie will have to pull it out of your arse.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)

Tinsel
Scratches the throat and you poo glittery bits
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)

But the licking of windoes helps the healing process.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

As does the wearing of pants on ones head?

(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)

yay! berk.
How did think go today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)

Was alright actually
told him he'd have to damn well wait til I'd made my own mind up. Now all I have to do is actually make my mind up and it'll all be good...
You win?
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

I ALWAYS win berk
My team did too.

I think you've been sensible. No knee-jerk reactions, no declarations of love and no mention of H-B

Take some time out and work out what it is YOU want.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)

Thanks Dr Phil.

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)

Phill JEFF!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)

Yeah, I know
I'll just have to work out if I do genuinely want to go back to him for him rather than because I'm bored and lonely.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)

Take some time and reflect.
If you keep changing your mind, then you haven't made your mind up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:57, Reply)

Take some time to go out and have fun on your own.
If you don't miss him then you'll know.
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:58, Reply)

*Psst*
Blousie, berk would benefit for that advice more than me.

*nods*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:00, Reply)

Oop sorry!

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)

I still don't know anyone down here
to go out and have fun with though! Apart from hot bloke, damn his non-text-returning damn self.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)

Give Lighty a shout
Or follow my advice from the other night about meeting people.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:02, Reply)

Have you been telling Berk to sit in pubs on her own as well?
Women just don't like doing that.
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:03, Reply)

No.
the only thing you attract doing that is trouble. And nutters, or creepy old men who smell funny.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:04, Reply)

I keep telling him this.
He doesn't believe me.
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)

That 'funny smell' as you put it is Lynx Africa I'll have you know.
*Stomps feet*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)

Leave it till after christmas.
You'll be out and about over that period won't you?
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:02, Reply)

Down here?
No, not really. About twice I think. I don't go out much!
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:03, Reply)

I worry about you berk
The world should be your oyster, yet for some reason it isn't.

Why?

Are you fuck ugly? Or just not in a position to go out much?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)

Definitely the latter.
I've met her.
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)

Hot is she?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:08, Reply)

Cute as a button.

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:09, Reply)

ESC!
*Enters*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)

Enters what?
*raises eyebrow*
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)

You are Roger Moore
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:14, Reply)

Then you, sir,
are down five internet pounds, for I am not.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)

Based on that, all the right bits seem to be in the right places.
And you can bake.

What the fuck DO you talk about?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:20, Reply)

I'm average
but my problem is the latter; having the time and money to go out and meet people, which is something I've never been particularly good at. I tend to either get shy or make silly/weird jokes and cause people to look at me strangely whilst sidling away.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)

This is me too : /

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)

Well I'd say you've both found the perfect hunting ground here.
Shit jokes and losers inc.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)

I'm too good for everyone.
That's my problem.
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)

I have a similar problem Blousie.
The one thing holding me back from my own utiopia is this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGnuMxFnc1k

With that skill, I'd almost be a catch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:22, Reply)

Almost ?

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)

It's utterly lame, isn't it?
I either have no idea how to go out and meet people or when I do meet people I need a wingman - or for the person to be sufficiently weird as to not mind my quirks of conversation.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:15, Reply)

What are your quirks of conversation?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:16, Reply)

Making off colour jokes mainly
being incredibly rude or talking bollocks. Ever seen Ross Noble?
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)

By off-colour jokes do you mean calling
Black people 'honkey' and asians 'niggers'?

Or have I missed the point?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:23, Reply)

Take a wild guess?

(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:24, Reply)

You are a shit racist.
And that's another fiver you own me.

(Wanna reply to this accurate statement at the bottom of the page?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:25, Reply)

*waves like a mong*
Welcome!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)

Yeah
Ive heard you do that

Eep do I get jeffaids by replying?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)

Yes.
Welcome to the JeffAIDS club!

Tell us all about you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)

my profile
Username and QOTW posts tell you everything you need to know about me ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)

penis or breasts?
with which are you equipped?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)

Breasts
But they went south years before I did
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)

watch out for Chompy he can molest people through the internet.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

Chompy
Would run away so i think i'm safe
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)

*old boobs highfives*

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

Oh shush
your boobs are awesome.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)

you could heft one up each and slap em together.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)

oh
You've been at the same fetish clubs as me havnt you?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

^ *Bob wanking fantasy*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

yes indeed
I wouldnt pass the pencil test anymore
More like the entire stationery section of WH Smiths
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:40, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)

I'm on call for wildlife rescue
Until 2am
Its too bloody cold out there for any wildlife so im twiddling my thumbs for the next 50 minutes
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)

On call where?
At a wildlife shelter or at home?
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)

At home
If anyone rings with an emergency I have a couple of numbers to pass on, or if they want to bring anything to me i call the rescue centre and they will come and pick an animal up.
Its pretty quiet at the moment
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:16, Reply)

That's cool.

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:19, Reply)

TBH
At this time of year nothing usually much happens.
As an insomniac I usually volunteer for the 12-2pm shift and feel somewhat guilty if I have to call in a casualty.
Normally its badgers, they dont have very good eyesight so tend to get hit by cars a lot :(
And they are scary buggers to try to transport, all teeth and claws and rampant rage, i bare the scars
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:27, Reply)

If any dogs need a bit of TLC, keep me in mind.
*Winks*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:31, Reply)

Dogs and TLC
Are the last things I think of when seeing your username *sniggers*
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:43, Reply)

alright insomniac-surfer

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)

Alright
right back at you :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)

5 minutes to go
And I'm off call
An uneventful night......so far
Then I can have a shot of something strong and hopefully fall into bed
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:58, Reply)