Cancer joys other cat

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ooof

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Sol Campbell, enraged by Barry from Eastenders hurtful comment to him earlier today, which totally really happened, might boot it (into touch).

(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I find it strange you find it hard to believe someone would say something to a football player.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Because you're somebody off the internet
and therefore feeble, cowardly and a liar. Whereas Sol Campbell is a big, strong, intimidating football player and nobody would ever dare say anything to him.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Even though he's a big gay, Barry still didn't give him any lip

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)

This is true.
Although I'm not sure about intimidating - he was wearing knee high leather boots.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I find it strange that an offtopicer was outside his mums basement.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:10, Reply)

You have to remember that Barry is common as muck
and thus prone to such behaviour.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I really can't believe you would hope that the cat falls down between two fences and can't climb out...
... longing for the hypothermia to come so the sweet oblivion takes over before the hunger turns to pains and the pain of abandonment by god turns into acceptance of fait.

That when the winter thores and the british summer hits, the ice cube encased cat turns into a kabab and his children notice a smell that turns into a reek... leading to further investigation, with the result being a maggot filled carcus of a cat and a child's lost of innocence.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)

There's a guy on my street
that leaves his cat out overnight. Last night it got down to -4. I'm calling the RSPCA on him.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:15, Reply)

You bod, dobbing him in, you'd get bare beats for that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:20, Reply)