Hahaha!
You'll have only 153 notifications to look forward to tonight :)

I hate when people puts in their statuses things like:

- I'm so sad today
- OMG, this is awful!
- :(

And that. Then you ask them what's wrong, and they don't reply.

My crappy bridesmate is specialist on this. Once she wrote:

- OMG! I can't believe what just happened!
She had tons of comments, including mine, asking what was wrong. After 2 days, her boyfriend replied for her with:
- Nothing important, people. She saw a very fat woman on TV eating a lot of pies.

Stupid.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:27, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha!
This makes me laugh and despair in equal measure.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

It makes me laugh when I read it
It doesn't when I realise I've been worrying about her for nothing. Last status from her was just a :( I asked what was wrong and she hasn't replied yet. I'm not worrying about her no more!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Start 'like'-ing every shit status post like that
That'll get you a reply for sure.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Hahaha
Maybe I should.

She doesn't go there very often, but I will next time she does.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I also hate this
You should slap her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I should slap her for so many things.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

OMG!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Time to remove from Facebook friends I think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

She's my bridesmate
I shouldn't really do that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Just hide her from your feed then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I'm waiting for my wedding to pass
to see how I feel about her. Right now I'm still quite upset, and everything she does annoys me, so I might have to have a long chat with her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Was she responsible for your hen weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Her boyfriend is my new hero

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Her boyfriend
is the nicest, most patient person in the whole world.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Ha! I would kick her off my facebook.
I had a gem of a status update yesterday.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Which was?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Yes, which was...

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

It's OK, B3ta,
He just saw some fat cunt eating pies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Hahaha

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I bet you didn't think I could
get a telescope angled to see inside your flat?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Why didn't you just use Wookiee's webcam?
I still can't find the fucker in my flat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I tried to add you yesterday after the bash and couldn't find you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)