Which doris?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The purple variety?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Better fucking not be.
IF YOU'RE READING THIS PD.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Panic not Boycey old chap.
but I may as well for all the interest currently being shown by the BF. I must have been a right cowbag in a previous life.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

A girl called Kate.
At a house party a few weeks back she said I was hot (god help her and her low standards) to one of her mates whilst I was in earshot and then went 'shit Liam you weren't supposed to here that!'. I think I'm in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)

You're well in
Make sure she hasn't got some loser hanging around her before you get involved.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)

before you get by not getting
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Love it!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)