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A full week of just doing nothing in the evenings apart from the basics
Plus Gran Canaria in two weeks time, with the best breakfast buffet I've ever seen.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Is 'Gran Canaria '
your pet name for that X-Factor bint's prozzie grandma?

If so, the idea of this 'breakfast buffet' makes me want to vomit. You sick, sick man.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)
For shame
It is.

Hair pie is my favourite breakfast victuals.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Ugh.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)
I like my women like I like my wine
well aged.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)
I like my women like I like my wine
12 years old and kept in the cellar.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)
I like my women like I like my whiskey
14 years old and mixed up in coke.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)
I like my women like I like my wine
Left for months in a dark cellar having been stomped on by three low income foreign exchange students.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)
I like my women like I like my drugs
purchased in alleyways and cut to bits.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

purchase in alleyways and cut to bits stuffed up my nose
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:57, Reply)
I like my women like I like my basement
dark and damp.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:57, Reply)
I like my women like I like my steak.
Blue and bashed repeatedly with a hammer.

I WIN.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)
POTD

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)
Not bad, is it?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)
I like my women like I like my drugs
Legal and over the counter.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)
I like my women like I like my truffles
buried under a thin layer of topsoil in secluded woodland.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)
I like my women like I like my (Albert) fish
steamed and eaten.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)
I like my women like I like my coffee
In a plastic cup
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)
You've been hanging round Ross Nurble too much.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Eddie Izzard

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Hahahahahahah

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Ground up and in the freezer, surely?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)
I like my women like I like b3ta /offtopic
Full of penises.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)

my women like I like b3ta /offtopic
Full of

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)
Well why not? Life's so much better if you can brighten up your day just by putting your hand down your trousers.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)
Unless you have at least two, your justification has failed.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)
I like my women like, well, all or any of the above.
Beggers'n'choosers.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

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