Awwww
I was picturing you sitting at a table on your own looking all small and overwhelmed.
( djtrialprice, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I did two quizzes at our local pub, in a team on my own
each night, everyone said they felt really sorry for me sitting there all by myself.

Until I won hands down. Both nights.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Does winning in Weston super Mare count as winning?

( djtrialprice, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)

screw you, bitch
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Have you been on the recently reopened pier yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)

didn't you ask me that the other day?
And no, not yet.

Hang on, are you trying to get me out of the house so you can molest my dog?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Shit.
You've seen through my pier related plan.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Is it a well known dogging spot?
By dogging, I mean dogging and not 'dogging'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Only in winter, in the summer you can't take dogs on the beach.
Which is a shame.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

dogs are only allowed on the beach from november to march
you know, when the weather is too shit to enjoy it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

I enjoy it in all weathers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

The most fun I've ever had in Blackpool
was in February when it was clear and blue but howling a gale, it was completely empty and the waves were coming up waaaay over the sea wall and we all got drenched. It's alright in the summer too but all those tourists, bleah.
(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)

tourists are idiots
and they walk too fucking slowly up and down the high street. Get out of my way, tit-heads!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Believe me
if you think Weston is bad, Blackpool is a thousand times worse. It's full of brassy northern types with seven arse cheeks, greasy peroxide hair and 7 kids, all of whom are off their tits on sugar and screaming round the streets at 11billion miles an hour.
(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)

push them into traffic
it always works for me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

That is how I normally look, it's true
complete with big puppy dog eyes. Although I'm usually a lot better at pub quizzes than a mere 22/40!
(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)

*Puppy Dog!*
Reads a little bit closer.

Meh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)

You're out of luck Jeff
It's my fella she digs, not you.

I know a very pretty dog that looks like a seal pup if that helps?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Sounds like a bit of a mong-dog to me.
Not that I'm fussy.

Consider it a great help!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Well...
good looking men are more fun to look at than ugly ones! I'm only window shopping :)
(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Is Jeff a minger then?
Hahahaha, Jeff you minger!
;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

I have no idea
he won't come out to play at bashes :(
(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Cos he mings?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Possibly
but mostly I suspect it's because he's LAME. Are you going?
(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Where?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

The Bristol bash?

(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

ooh, yeah, do go
you could pop over and visit your in-laws.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

We're in Le Pool that weekend
We should visit you over the C*****mas.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

you, my girl
are welcome any time - with or without scrooge.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Yay!
And you here.
But I don't think Tigger would welcome his new cousin with open arms...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)