Haven't been to Newcastle
I assume it's full of Ant & Dec copyists and delusional mentalists telling everyone that it's only a matter of time before the football team wins the World Cup and how they're such a big club

/lazy geographical stereotyping
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A surprisingly accurate portrayal.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Ooh, ooh, where else?
Manchester's full of badly-dressed idiots and piss-poor bands

I actually am unwilling to retract this one, any city that gives us Oasis, Take That and Simply Red has a fuckload of apologising to do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Yes but Manchester also gave us The Courteeners so doesn't that make up for it? No? Alright then.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Manchester needs a new Faith No More and preferably several electronic bands of a Pendulum or CombiChrist level of brilliance
to make up for their many musical crimes against humanity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:00, Reply)

You should listen to NekroDrako then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Effort
Link?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Electronic/Industrial music, met the lads at Bloodstock
www.myspace.com/nekrodrako
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Lovely stuff
Not my words Michael... the words of Shakin' Stevens
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I remember Newcastle when it was full of of Spender lookalikes.
How times have changed.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:57, Reply)

We're positively cosmopolitan now.
Norwich, of course, is populated by Alan Partridge clones with unhealthy knowledge of their siblings and arable crop rotation systems.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:08, Reply)

As a fully qualified foreigner (pronounced "furriner") by Norfolk standards
I can confirm that this is entirely correct. You should see the place since Bernard Matthews died. There aren't this many long faces at the Grand National
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

That's the idea, wear a black armband today
In memory of our Bernard
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Bah
No-one gives a shit about Robin Hood having carked it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:16, Reply)

That was some time ago though

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Granted
But he did more than knacker a few turkeys. Assuming that films haven't lied to me, he overthrew a corrupt King whilst dealing with a wildly fluctuating accent
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)