HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT AMANDA NEVER EVEN LIKED YOU!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Answer: He is completely deluded.
Most of the lads round here are.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I'll be honest and say that I don't miss Liverpool

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Are you from here or were you transient?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I did my training contract in Dale Street by the town hall, and migrated up to the Observatory by the tunnel entrance
The Observatory was the best as it gave the best views of police cars chasing scallies in nicked beemers.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)

You were in North Liverpool territiory there
I emigrated from there to the South of the city when I went to uni.
We have a better class of smackhead/mentally unstable person/drunkard over here.
No, really.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I'm sceptical of this

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Well, the way I see it is this:
I am frightened of my own shadow usually, yet I have lived happily round here for 13 years. Near my parents' place, they threw potatoes at me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)

*laughs*
I've lived in some dodgy areas of Manchester but never really felt unsafe.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Name and shame
Nothing beats Clayton for me. Although Gorton comes a close second.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I lived near Gorton and also a council estate near chorlton where the kids use to call me strap-on.
I'm assuming this was because I had very short hair and lived with my best mate who also had very short hair.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:16, Reply)

'Gorton Girls know all the words to songs by Chaka Khan'
Is a memorable piece of graffiti round there. You should have been in fear of your life though. Chorlton is hardly the ghetto.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)

The little bit I lived in was.
It was awful.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

:( Terrible bullying

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I no rite

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Come off it Roota, why would they waste potatoes when they could use them in a big pan of scouse.?

(Cave Duck, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)

you tell me, Ducky

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

To be fair to Les
someone saying "yes" when you ask them to marry them is a bit of a come on.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Haha, it totally is

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

i don't like her either
but typical bloke, it never entered his head that she was a billion times better-looking than him and there must be a catch - he simply went "phwoar, hot girl."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I am familiar with this scenario

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)

If you genuinely feel that way, maybe you shouldn't marry the ugly sod.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I jest.
Love is blind. I genuinely find the ugly sod utterly stunning.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)

It clearly is.
He has a face like the scrotum of a diseased gibbon and breath like that of a dying camel.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)

The face bit, maybe
but his oral hygiene is impeccable.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I would.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Thanks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

You're welcome : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

You raise a very valid point there.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)