my brother me
his my
he I
had taken a wrong turning on the way to the lavatory wanted a wank
he I
pissed wanked
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

oh, ally pally
so much effort, for so little reward.

(i've known men like this before)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Except the men you know would have shat on their grandmother instead.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:29, Reply)

i wish this were not so true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

We don't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I could say the same about all your recent facebook photos
I settled down, cock in hand, for a good perve, and they were completely insufficient for the purpose!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:30, Reply)

are you calling me fugly?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Not at all
I like your latest profile pic, I'm just saying there were a lot of photos to go through, and none of them contained your tits, or even any cleavage.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)