Pop on your waterproof trousers, you’ll soon warm up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was going to
but then I decided I would just launch into a predictable rant about how EVERYTHING which isn't me was SHIT and then take MASSIVE DRUGS and spend all my money and then get a girlfriend
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Who now won't let me spend my money on her.
By money, I mean wad, and by wad, I mean man custard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

and by spend, rub into her heaving norks

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

+ o on in
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Best to get the Isotex 5000 breathable ones though.
Chris Difford wears them.
(Cave Duck, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Chris Difford?
isn't he the one who raped all those children?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

No, that was Chompy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)