Because my head hurts.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I mean what do you think caused it.
Silly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I parked the car at home and went for a stomp through the snow to the doctors and back.
It might be the cold and excercise wot did it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

So you went to the doctors and came out with a headache?
Your doc sounds rubbish.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I only went for a prescription.
And I don't have a hat.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

You need a hat in this weather Blousie otherwise you will get a headache.
(Which you now know).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

As a non doctor I can give you the reason.
In the cold, your body gets rid of fluid, as it only has to keep it warm if it keeps it on board. You de-hydrate, similar to getting drunk, and this is a common reason for headaches.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:51, Reply)

As a 'non doctor'
you are a manufacturer of marital aids from the 1980s
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Mais oui.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Hmm
As a Non-Doctor, have have ever tried to fix a squaddies hand?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Jeff, I ain't no imposter.
Except as a human being.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:08, Reply)

I have a big head.
It's hard to find a hat that fits.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Get a tricorn hat.
They're fucking cool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Are they especially made for large heads then?

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Is it normal to get an earache in the cold if you forget to wear your hat???
I've found that so far, every time I've gone out without a hat here, I've gotten an earache. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Not unheard of.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

EH?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

oh okay, that's okay then.
I was worried I was some sort of freak.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

It could be AIDS though.
The only way to be really safe is to cut an ear off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)

You'll also find if you follow the advice offered my Monty that you'll become a dead good painter too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)

good painter too person quicker than you can say 'Jack Robinson'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)

so I'm not my own person already?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Sorry, I meant a dead person.
I'm not sure where this will make you feel better or worse, mind you...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I don't feel better, that's for sure.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Best cut that ear off quick-smart then.
Y'know, before the AIDS spreads to the other one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:02, Reply)

oh man you've just gone pro on the Dad-jokes haven't you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:04, Reply)

ahh okay, so do a Van Gogh? alrightyroo then.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)