Altruism, I hope
I'm frankly fucked off today. I'm fucked off at the useless fucking bus drivers, I'm fucked off at one of the women I work with, I'm fucked off at my 'friends', and I'm seriously fucked off with this fucking snow.

Bus was 20 minutes late today, meaning that I've had to get a taxi to get me from town to here. That means another £5 being spent on simply getting to work. I can't continue to afford this, it's why I hate the snow, it costs me money.

The woman I'm annoyed at is taking the piss this week, she 'couldn't get her car out' on Tuesday, so didn't come in. She's 15 minutes walk from either the bus or the train station FFS. Today she's having problems with her car, so she's phoned in to ask for a lift. Get a fucking taxi!

And as for my 'friends', I'm fucked off because they're all claiming the snow is too dangerous to drive in, so they can't help me. If you can't be arsed, fine. But don't fob me off with excuses when every single main road is gritted, and all of you only live 1 road off the main road. Useless fucks.

Grr, argh, and all that shit.

/rant
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't pay for taxis, just arrive a bit late. You're still putting in more effort than your colleague.
In other news I've got a blister on the big toe of my left foot after walking to work yesterday and our female rabbit has cystitis.

I'm battling on nobly.
(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Rabbit cystitis?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

That's what the vet says.
My girlfriend has a touch of it too, so I suggested that she just takes some of the rabbit's medicine.
(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Erm, I don't know how to tell you this...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)

*lights cigarette, eats carrot*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Shh, he doesn't know

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Well ,I had no idea that the rabbit "sleeps at the other end of the hutch".

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Lesbo rabbit bitch stole your girl and gave her the pisspots

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)

That Cadbury's Caramel bunny was a classy little slut

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)

But voiced by Miriam Margolyes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

From her wiki page
"She recorded a soft-porn audio called Sexy Sonia: Leaves from my Schoolgirl Notebook.[citation needed]"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Oh Christ
"She described herself as "a bean flicker" rather than as lesbian "
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Typical scenario
Like that Aerosmith video. What was the song?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Sweet Emotion?
Dude looks like a lady?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Maybe Sweet Emotion.
She was a sex chatline woman and when she hung up the phone she was a fat old mare
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Great song, shit band.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Agree
Best song of theirs, I think

Great guitar riff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

*shakes hands*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)

The one where Steve Tyler is a bit creepy and inappropriate around his admittedly-hot daughter?
Oh, that doesn't narrow it down.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

*searches for Chat magazine's number*

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:53, Reply)

The phrase is "At it LIKE rabbits"
Not 'with'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Not in this case, Lab...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I will admit I have put in no effort at all to get to work this morning.
Being able to work from home has its advantages as well. But driving in will take at least twice as long as normal; traffic reports said that various roads I would have to use are jammed up due to accidents anyway; my office has also closed early three times this week and sent people home; and if I were to get public transport it's about a two hour journey from here on the bus.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)