You haven't seen Jeremy Kyle until you've seen him on a 60" TV
(is what they might say)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i am happy to say that i have never seen him
what did we think of the new episode last night? there were a couple of lines that had me biting my fist.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Are you using "new episode"
as a euphemism for anal sex?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:52, Reply)

no
there is nothing like that going on here. it's all above board.

tragically
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I hadn't seen the 1st episode before (where Brian finds out Quagmire hates him)
I loved the advert for the collection of Rat Pack songs that were no longer PC, "The ching-chong Chinaman", "Big Jewish Nose" and "Pew! Stinky Frenchman"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

i missed the first one
i didn't get home in time :((((

mind you, it's not as if bbc3 never repeats anything, is it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Awww...but yes, it will be on again, and again and again.
I am also enjoying Twin Peaks on the horror channel. Absolutely bonkers and it's funny seeing everyone smoke indoors (such a no-no nowadays).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

i cannot believe you can live alone and watch that
i have to flick past it soooo quickly if it comes on my screen. even the theme tune gives me the cold sweats. there were several episodes that gave me nightmares for MONTHS. the first one when they find the body in the woods and anything to do with BOB...

urgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Bob has that effect on me too.
I was pleased when he changed his name on here...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I'm made of stern stuff
Although last week there was an episode where Bob crawled over the back of a sofa. *shudders*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

lucky you have lucy to protect you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Joe's sleep crawling was brilliant
As was the english gentlemans club
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

they're so harsh on joe
with his poopsack and his "we had what joe calls sex" and his "two-wheeled monster"...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I like the episode where Quagmire is changing his nappy
Quagmire: "I smell doodies"
Joe: "NO DOODIES!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

it's truly sick
i love that show
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)