You won't save half for later
You'll stare at it, salivating, then give in and stuff it in your face. Halfway through you'll start crying uncontrollably, your sub-filled cheeks glistening with your salty tears as you punch your fat rolls and wail about cellulite, bits of onion and peppers bursting from your gob.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nope, if I ever get a footlong BMT or club, it's to have the other half after work
It's currently wrapped up in the draw next to me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

DRAWER.
It's a drawer.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Shit.
Didn't even notice that!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

You could pretend that you're going to raffle it.

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)

It's like you've been there before
and your chins got there a few minutes earlier than the rest of you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I was rather projecting, wasn't I

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

So were the chins

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Labs sets them up, al knocks them down!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

We're still talking about your chins here, right?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I just felt a stirring in my pants

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)

It was your chins rubbing on them as you read the screen

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Good, for a moment I feared I might have to do something horrible with you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)

like that giant bullfrog chinsmash move from Kung Fu Hustle?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I fucking love that film

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Like show me your chins?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I would have gone with 'Texas Chainsaw Massalcre"
although that does leave you open to lots of 'mass al' jokes
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I hadn't thought of that
It's good. I think I'll leave it the way it is, but don't take that as a knock back of your idea.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Texas Chinsaw Massalcre

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)

*splutters*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

This is very good

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Thanks

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)