I might go out tonight.
My mate has lent me 30 quid and it's my old housemate's birthday, she's been pestering me to join her this evening (I am the life and soul of most social gatherings in the north east, after all). In reality I'll probably sit indoors chain smoking and doing work all weekend.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 9:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I hope you've had the sense to smoke rollups,
given your impecunious position? The combination of that and your petty thievery should make that £30 last a while...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Richmond Superkings for me (despite endless piss taking from practically everyone I know, including my mum)
I'm avoiding rollups because I'm doing my very best to steer clear of falling into the student stereotype any further.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 9:53, Reply)

It's not just students that smoke them
Thieving pikeys do too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I appreciate and fully support your attitude,
but sometimes pride has to be swallowed and I fear this is one such occasion.

(hark at me, financial advisor)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Hypothetically speaking
How many cigarilloes would a five/six quids worth of baccy et all get you? If it's a fair amount I may investigate.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Fucking loads. At least 40*?

*I'm unsure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:00, Reply)

25g of tobacco will make about 60-70 decent sized cigarettes.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

as a student though he should be smoking 'prison rollies'
which share many dimension characteristics with a cocktail stick
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:05, Reply)

That's true. Probably double that then. Although prison rollies really are a false economy because they burn down stupidly quickly, leaving the smoker really unsatisfied. If you pack the baccy in, the cigarette lasts longer, meaning more satisfaction and less overall cigarettes smoked. I will do an experiment at some point and find out which is more effective.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Or you could just ask Psychochomp if you can have a look at the relevant spreadsheet of his.

(Cave Duck, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I don't know
I do have far too much time on my hands, I might as well fill it with doing experiments rather than looking for a real job. Next up: What is the most satisfying way to eat a Jammy Dodger?

I need a real job.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Nibble the top biscuit off, leaving only the stuff that's left.
Then, just throw the rest of it in your mouth!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Yes, but we need variables! Mind you, I don't even like biscuits, so I don't know why I would feel the need to conduct this experiment.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I don't eat many
But Chocolate Hobnobs are king.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Sweet things hurt my teeth. So Chocolate Hobnobs might just kill me.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:35, Reply)

It'd be a happy death!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)

No.
It can't be a happy death because it wouldn't involve a heroic final pose. It would involve a 'scrunched-up-face-with-hands-on-cheeks' final pose. Which is not heroic in the slightest.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)