She'll be lucky to make three at this rate.
I'm gonna get all 'Baby P' on her ass if she gives me any more shit tomorrow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:44, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Too far?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:45, Reply)

3 is a fair estimation

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Haha!
I have visions of you in 5 years time tied to a tree and your daugher and her friends running round whooping and hollering, dressed as Indians.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)

*rumbled face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

There is nothing greater than seeing a load of young kids running round and screaming like stuck pigs because you're pretending to be a monster.
But this is only because they're not my kids and they eventually have to go home.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I spent three hours last weekend pretending to be a giant
with text-book 'fee fi fo fum' booming voice and doing sound effect crashes when I took steps. I tired of it long before she did.

She insisted on calling me 'giant' all day. 'Let's play Play-Doh, Giant' etc. and introducing me to all her toys.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

PRETENDING to be a giant?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Shake her like an english nanny!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)