monty and vipros
might as well be zombies to me now. they have cut me right to the quick this afternoon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm dead to them as well
because of our good taste :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

we DO have good taste
and very sensible outlooks. more people should be like us, more more.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:09, Reply)

yes, great taste
and sensible outlooks.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:20, Reply)

i am unclear if this is sarcasm
or total capitulation because you can't bear the thought of not having me in your life, even electronically.

i am going for the latter, it is more palatable to my pride.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:22, Reply)

you are completely wrong
for the second time today.

Given that my life is a complete success in almost every respect (I can tell you've all been missing the smugness) you should just accept that I am correct on these matters
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I think on this one
I value mine and rachelswipe's opinion more. Mr 'I have to spend days away' Vipros
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I've moved into a house with its own indoor pool, populated by rich stoners
they are feeding me at no extra cost and I get to slip £40 of expenses a week straight into my pocket.

Yeah, that was a real error of judgement.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:37, Reply)

you are english
don't spell it like a yank.

JUDGMENT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I never knew that
clearly everything I have ever said on any topic has been incorrect!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)

SORRY, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)

not to you.....
not any more....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

*blubs into plate of black pudding*
I-I-I didn't meeeeean it....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

it's too late now, monty
you only get one chance with me before i decide you must be a dick and CUT YOU RIGHT OFF, you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:07, Reply)

John Wayne Bobbit-style?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)

no i couldn't do that to you
for a start your gf would come and slaughter me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:17, Reply)

She'd do it with fantastic style though :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:21, Reply)

i am sure she would
but i still don't fancy it. my knife and monty's nether parts will remain separate.

unless he does it again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Or she'd thank swipey for seperating the wheat from the chaff

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I heard a rumour, and it could be wrong here, I _might_ have just made it up.
But Monty was on the phone to her and they broke the world record for a game of "No, _you_ hang up". They managed to last until Monty's mobile phone ran out of battery. And it was plugged into the wall at the time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I had a handset upgrade fourteen hours into the conversation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:36, Reply)

YES ! YES ! YES !
Let's make him totally jelous.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:26, Reply)

what do you suggest?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:52, Reply)