Bargain Booze!
The offy had a piss-poor selection of alcohol based offers, so I ventured a little further and went to the supermarket.

They had a demon deal on some lager with limited shelf life. So I'm now the proud owner of 100, 275ml bottles Carlsberg Export that only set me back twenty quid.

And as long as they get drunk by the 22nd of December all will be well with the world.

Granted, I wouldn't normally buy this shit, but it's wet and alcoholic so I'll give it a go.

Who am I kidding? they'll be gone by Thursday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They must have been interesting to carry back in the snow...

(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

It's raining here, what little snow we had has largely gone.
Head back to the West Country berk, it's the future.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I love Bristol
I wish I could!
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Is your interview on Monday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Tuesday 14th in the afternoon
I ought to be reading for it now, but meh - it's friday evening after all.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Get drunk and stoned and talk bollocks on here instead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:14, Reply)

I could do
but I have residual 'I'm not working and I should be' guilt, so I probably wouldn't enjoy it. Besides, it's far too cold to get out of bed!
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

You're posting on here from bed?
That's as bad as eating biscuits in bed.

You disgust me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

bgb is not here to defend her dog
you sick excuse for a human being
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:36, Reply)

What has Blousie got to do with this?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

"eating biscuits"
tenuous i guess
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)

That's a horrible thing to say about Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

i was implying that you
would perform oral sex on her dog.

/ac
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:47, Reply)

That was very tenuous.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:00, Reply)

tenuous arousing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Sssh
I'm chewing on a Bonio and thinking about Poodles.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Fuck off
it's reet cold. If I want to post from bed - which is the warmest place in my flat - then I shall.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Steady now.
Have you got the blanket on, or a hot-water bottle?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

I have:
socks, shorts, pyjama bottoms, 2 tshirts, a hoodie, a duvet and two blankets. I am still cold - even though my little heater thingie is on and it's right next to my bed.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

That's impressive
I'm just in bed because I'm lazy and tired.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Any reply from HB today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Oh, he replied yesterday in the end
he was ill and did not want to come out to play. When I texted him gently teasing him for being plague ridden I didn't get a second reply. *shrugs*
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:47, Reply)

He sounds properly ill.
He might have the JeffAIDS.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Mild chest infection apparently
so not very ill. Probably just didn't want to see me :(
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

He might be very sensitive.
You do realise just HOW ILL men can get?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)

He might be a gurt big bloody pansy
chest infection indeed.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Maybe he just wants to be at his very best for you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:12, Reply)

*derisive snort*
I don't think so.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

berk, I'm trying to make you feel better.
You need to accept this.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Haha!
Sadly I'm too much of a cynic to be placated..
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)

That is my job.
I hate everything, remember?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)

But why though?

(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:37, Reply)

That is quite a look.
When you take a fella home, does the romance of undressing you take until morning?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Wouldn't know
I haven't brought a bloke home for ages. When I was still with the ex it was a case of strip off quick and snuggle up - he's always insanely warm, so good fun to put cold hands and feet on...
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Would having a bath before bed not be quite warming?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)

I don't have a bath
and it doesn't really work with showers - you just get out and are now damp and freezing as opposed to just freezing.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)

That's a shame.
Would getting a man be cheaper than moving to a new flat?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Probably
I had a man and could afford him - I know for sure I can't afford a nicer flat.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)

What you need is a man with a nice flat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:14, Reply)

HB has a nice house...

(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

But it might be a bit damp
Thus his ropey chest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)

I doubt it
that boy has far more much money than is good for him.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:20, Reply)

But if you get the Oxford gig
You'll be out on the pull with Amberl every night.

And meeting people called Giles and Tarquin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:27, Reply)

She'll have finished
by the time I start there :(
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)

That's the attitude!
BY THE TIME YOU START.

Positive.

I like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Wooo!
I was there on Tuesday. It was hilly and cold, and the students were rioting, but it was good.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Grats on the job btw
where is it, and what will you be doing?
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)

South Wales
I'll gaz you rather than posting all the details all over the internet.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)