As you wish berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cheers dear boy
How are you on this manky saturday afternoon?
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)

It's a bit damp round these parts*.
*These parts being Bristol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Bristol generally is a bit soggy
it rained here earlier too but it's still frigging baltic.
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Were you warm enough last night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Eventually, yeah
but then I can't actually fall asleep if I'm not warm enough. I'm still pissing freezing now, mind. How're you?
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I'm really tired.
I don't know why either.

I'm warm enough though. Have you done any baking today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I woke up at 7am this morning
for a resaon which completely eludes and baffles me. Most annoying. I haven't done any baking as I am v skint and I'm worrying about this presentation - I've read some journals today and consumed an enormous amount of galaxy hazelnut and now I'm listing some stuff on ebay to raise money for Christmas presents.
It's all go go go here Jeff.
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:21, Reply)

What are you selling on ebay?
Anything nice?

Or are you trimming your DVD collection?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:33, Reply)

*aghast*
SELL my dvds? That's almost as bad as selling my books! (I have a ridiculous number of both) No, I'm selling clothes that are too big for me - I gave a load to charity but it seems silly to give really nice stuff away when I could potentially make a few quid back.
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:37, Reply)

That seems resonable.
And I suppose selling clothes that are now too big has that double bonus of being able to reflect on that fact that they once fitted?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Oh yes
it makes me very smug indeed. I've lost 4+ stone and the better part of three dress sizes, and trying on stuff that used to fit now just makes me do a little dance of skinny joy.
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:48, Reply)

That is lot to lose so no wonder you do a little dance when you think 'Ha! That's too big!'
How did you lose the weight?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Dieting and exercise
No, really.
/may also have got a gastric band
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Dieting and exercise is win!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Aye, it's been a long hard slog
but I'm getting there. I'd be training for a half marathon next year if a)the pavements weren't liable to kill me if I ran on them and b)if I could strictly be arsed...
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

b) should be a new reality TV show.
'10 people think, 'I'd quite like to do that!' but they all suffer from apathy, over the course of the series, the public vote for the one they think might get round to doing something close to their original plan.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Naw, I'll do it
I've already signed up for it so I'm going to look mighty fecking silly if I die half way round. I just don't fancy wrecking myself on icy pavements so haven't been out for a run for the better part of two weeks, which I imagine was more recently than you've been out for one...
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)

True.
You've got it about you this evening, haven't you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Bloody hell the fog has just rolled in here like summit out of a horror movie.
It's ok though I've got tikka chicken legs so I'm alright.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Go to the gym then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)

went yesterday still aching
may go tomorrow.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Why not just get really drunk and stoned this evening and spend tomorrow sleeping?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:06, Reply)

cause I'm seeing uni girl tomorrow afternoon

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:07, Reply)

We don't go to the gym, you'll need to save your energy then.
You taking her anywhere special?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Just going to Cardiff to have a look around, I think she wants to go to the winter wonderland thing

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:11, Reply)

That sounds really FUCKING BENT
(Well, a bit Christmassy).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

yeah I know but if it earns me points I'm in. Plus I like ice skating.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Do you get Nectar points for taking her out?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Something like that.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:19, Reply)

You might get to deposit your points somewhere special?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:21, Reply)

You should get a doctor to look at them
or do some exercise.

EDIT: Damn, beat me to it
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:00, Reply)

You expecting 3 points this weekend Lighty?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Hoping
Toon got beat 5-1 by Bolton a couple of weeks ago, but then drew with Chelsea. Could go either way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I'm still amazed at what strong seasons all of the promoted clubs are having.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I have a feeling that all of the promoted clubs will stay up this year.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

It'll be good if they do.
It'll makes things a lot more interesting next season, especially when you look at the top of the Championship and the clubs that are likely to go up aren't yo-yoing between the two divisions on a regular basis.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)