Is there a landlord in the world who isn't a cunt?
(except for my dad obviously)
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

we had one I felt sorry for
she was nice, but try as we might, we still left the place in a worse state than we started
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:37, Reply)

Our current letting agency are either ace or useless.
They'll either fix something ridiculously quick or distance themselves and deny all responsibility.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Yeah, there was this one in Liverpool called Dave Doyle
I dunno if he's still about but he was ace.
He'd let himself in and invite himself for coffee, but he always responded to calls and he never molested anybody.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:39, Reply)

I thought molesting people was one of the perks of the job.
Or maybe that's just my dad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Just looked up Dave's old property company
Turns out they were linked to an international drug-runner and a Kenyan corruption case.
Well I liked them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:47, Reply)

*checks to see if Dave has any flats going in Newcastle*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)