No we aren't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

YOU aren't
but there is an exception to every rule.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

No there isn't.
There are many, many rules with no exceptions at all.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

name one
gravity does not count
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Is that why you keep floating away?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Ah, but gravity is a law not a rule.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:53, Reply)

no, that's just an excellently uplifting bra

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I like breasts

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:03, Reply)

That's my boy!!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:04, Reply)

How was the Manc bash?
Any particular highlights?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Not seeing either of us must rank pretty highly I reckon

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

It meant she could enjoy her bash without getting the raging horn from gazing upon us

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

It's a problem I have with women all the time
I keep a special shitty stick with me to beat them off.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I carry a ticket dispenser I robbed from the Morrison's deli counter
Being single means I can be of service to these wanton ladies, but I do demand order from them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Bah, you're no better than Barry From East Enders.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I no, rite?
I'm a little bit waaaay, a little bit wooooah!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I'm seeing you next weekend though *grins*
I'm dressing up and everything just for you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Woooooo!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Oh God, you're going too?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I'm going too!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Wooooooooooooo!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I might be.
Boooooooooo!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Yay!
*excites*
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Boo to the uncertainty
Get all your ducks in a row and make sure you're singing off the same hymn sheet. I demand 110% commitment, My Boyce.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I didn't go.
Instead Poppet. Beekers and his gf came to mine and we went to the local pub.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Ah I see
A lovely night in Todmorden then? I went to Maidstone to see my sister and her fella, with my ma and pa (real ones). Me and sis had bought Mum a Pandora bracelet and charm for her birthday, then we treated them both to a nice Thai meal.

Cost a lot, but she's worth it is my mumsy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

It was my parents birthday on Sunday and we went for some pub grub while I had a stonking hangover.
Hair of the dog FTW!

We went to the Polished knob Sat night to see a band who did rock covers. Not too shabby!
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Had my work's xmas do on Friday
So Saturday morning I was pretty hangin'. It made the 3 hour drive to Maidstone just peachy... (Dad drove, not me!).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)

We went out in Hoxton Darling
on saturday night. After drinking 6 bottles of wine between 5 of us we ended up going back to a mates house for a "nightcap" which turned out to be an entire bottle of sloe gin
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I fucking love sloe gin
Bought myself a bottle last Christmas as a treat, but the Tesco bag split as I was opening the front door and the bottle smashed. I got a proper rageface on and nearly cried.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)

*points*
*laughs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Pathetic Tesco bags...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Still, on the plus side. The doorstep as never been as clean as it was by the time you'd finished licking it.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I've not had that yet
I'm going to find someone who knows where to find sloes and get them to take me out to pick them (I think the "first frost" has come by now...) It would be a fantastic date if I knew anyone who would enjoy that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Enzyme fucking loves that.
But I think you might be a bit late to find any by now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

:(
I do love Enzyme though. He's so lovely.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Yeah she is.
Not quite as much as DiT's mum, but a good substitute
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Not had the pleasure of DiT's mum
totally just lied there, she's a right freaky bitch
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Yes we are.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Oh no we're not!
/'Tis the season.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)