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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a vision of you poking your head out of the duvet looking half lampito and half fly.
With big bug eyes darting about.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I guess that'd be...pretty fly.
-buzzzzzzzzzzz-

Have a good weekend with my favourite Antipodean?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Steve Irwin is dead, you insensitive cow.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)
FALSE, My favourite is actually Dr Chase from House

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)
She's asleep in my bed now,
the lazy cow.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:39, Reply)
I did warn her not to go to MK
FHSP had literallly no idea why she'd want to. Why DOES she want to?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Because I'm awesome that's why.
Plus I took her to the pub for a sunday roast and I'm taking her to a posho chinese for lunch, YOU CANT DO THAT ANYWHERE ELSE
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:42, Reply)
-yawn-
Taking her to see the cows?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:45, Reply)

to see the cows up the arse
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Right, NOW I'm jealous

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)

jealous fingering my bum hole and thinking of being double teamed by Monty and al.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Yup! and she'll be over again in a couple of weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Out of all the people in Australia, she's your favourite? Seriously?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post997194
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:45, Reply)
You see
I have a vision too, but mine is of Lampers' glorious 'feelers' poking out over the top of her duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)
I've flopped my baps over the edge
but they're still nice and toasty. But if they get any colder the nipples will stick out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:39, Reply)
No misbehaving from you Monty or else I'll set the pidgeons on you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Is that some kind of weird pet name for your breasts?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Luckily I am phobic about pigeons, not 'pidgeons'.
Nice bit of 'pidgeon' English there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)
You're scared of pigeons?!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)
All flappy birds. Chickens, you fucking name it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)
That's a very odd thing to be afraid of.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Not really that unusual.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)
lots of my friends are frightened of my dad's budgie
when it flaps.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)
*Euphemism-o-meter explodes*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)
he really does have a budgie
sorry monty!

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(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)
I inherited it from my mother.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)
And her fondness for the ladies.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:57, Reply)
*grins the grin of a man with more ammunition than he'll ever need*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)
: D

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Guess what I'm taking to Bristol now!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)
I kind of wish I were going to Bristol now
I have Mondays off. Just no place to stay...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Your 'spare tyre'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)
No, DiT's mum.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:57, Reply)
The same actress you brought to Kings Cross last month?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Damn, I was hoping you didn't notice
the smudge of lipstick I'd left on my hand.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

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