When my boyfriend first told a mutual friend of ours that he fancied me,
the friend said "dude, everyone's been there".

Psychochomp thinks that's hilarious.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:26, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm taking this to mean that everyone had had the experience of fancying you, and nothing else.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

He meant to my house
I'm a good hostess.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Are guests greeted by you swinging round a pole proffering a tray of cup cakes?

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

ha I wish!
I can't have a pole in my house, stupid false ceilings. I do have cupcakes though. And I've just worked out how to make cupcakes with a gooey liquer centre so I'm well pleased with myself.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

yeah, but psychochomp also thinks he is hilarious
nobody agrees with that either.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

haha
I want to make a disgusting 'down under' joke about him entertaining Poppet this weekend but I like her.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

i'm not sure poppet would count that as "entertainment"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Oh hello Kitty
Did you go to the bash this weekend?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I did not
I went for dinner with my t'other half because he's left me for the week.

By dinner I mean Chiquitos. It was surprisingly delicious and the barmaid accidentally made our drinks twice and he was driving so I got a little bit drunk for free
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

You are gay

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Ok, you went, how was it?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

It was really good, saw old friends, made new ones.
Thoroughly enjoyable night.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Any highlights?
No cockneck-style antics? No b3tan cop-offs?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Aye, there was cop offs, but I am not at liberty to say whom
Although I'm aware they are terribly pleased about it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

they are +I am
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

True!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Fair enough, I won't pry
But congrats to them/you!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I shall pass on your regards
Thank you
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I've just finished putting the photos from Saturday on my Facebook

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Replying to AA when we're talking about the mystery person he kissed at the bash
Does raise the Eyebrow of Implication.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)

he admitted it yesterday
slow Labs slow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I wasn't here yesterday...
And no-one tells me anything.
Edit: Just read back through yesterday's posts, I getcha now. Still, I wasn't wrong, was I...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

not like you to be this slow, labby

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

are you going to put them
on the b3ta pool as well?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I don't have an account
But I'm sure someone else who has me on FB could put them up for me
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:02, Reply)

You're welcome to my account details
poppet did the same thing. It's not got anything important on it :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I might do it in a bit, I will gaz you when I can be bothered. I am very tired and with cold hands at the moment.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I think I've eaten in the Edinburgh one
But it was with b3tans, so meh.
Where's the fella gone? You probably want to barricade all the doors and windows now though, Chompy will be 'round in a flash.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

he's on a course in Reading
ronery...I am so ronery....

Chompy's left me for a younger foreign model.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Poppet you mean?
Dry your eyes, mate.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Ian Hislop
saying Kim Jong Il was ronery was a highlight for me this week
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

haha I love that man

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

^this
if it's wrong, I don't want to be right
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)

did you see the one recently where Bob Crow was on?
Hislop ran rings round him, it was brilliant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)

It was fantastic
especially the bit where he claims that obviously he eats lobster and quaffs champagne all the time, and calls Crow out on the class-assumptions he was making
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

This was my absolute favourite bit ever

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:20, Reply)

:D
and correcting him on the university he went to, and claiming it was that kind of detail that the train lines had
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:35, Reply)