What about your barefoot story?
As detailed here.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's part of the Barefoot Story
he woke me up at 6am to ask me to leave, got up and said "I'm going to go downstairs and play FIFA and pretend this never happened"

He tried to chuck me out 2 weeks later at 2am, but gave in as he was genuinely worried I'd throw myself under a bus.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

God yeah I remember that now
He's a fucking cuntface wankshite.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Could have at least chosen a decent game :/

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)

That's why I hate him
If it had been Left4Dead I'd have highfived him.
I still hate him, Lampito, you don't deserve that from anyone
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

The boy I'm kind of interested in sat me down during a break in the cricket and we played co-op Perfect Dark
It was quite enjoyable when I wasn't walking into walls.

Hmph. He was/is a dick, but I'm an idiot too, so that's ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You shouldn't put yourself down.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Your new flame sounds ok-ish
Cricket sucks though, srsly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Cricket can be boring.
But it's superb at the minute.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha
He's been not-lovely to me, but he has his reasons- he's shy, a bit socially awkward, probably hasn't had this situation too many times before. I told myself there was no use fancying yet another person who didn't like me, then Saturday night happens and he stays up for hours just chatting with me. Urgh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Sorry to hear about the unrequitedness of it (at the moment at least)
Cricket still sucks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:08, Reply)

It's unrequited now, it wasn't before.
It's the usual thing of men liking me then changing their minds.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Two mongs don't make a right.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

-flaps hopelessly-
How are you, Wookiee?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I am not too bad ta, although goo is pouring out of my face at a terrifying rate it has slackened off since yesterday.
Which is nice.

How is your good self?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I'm in bed. Still.
I'm not feeling tiptop but can't complain. Do you have a nasty cold or just "overflowing" from the weekend's bukkake session?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Fuck knows.
I don't think I ingested quite enough to account for all the leakage, but I could be a pint out here or there I suppose.

Are you in bed from plague, or is it just studentitis?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Oh man you live wildly
Probably unmedicated and un-assisted despair taking its toll. Or I'm just really tired after going to bed at 6.30pm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Might I recommend getting back on your meds, then?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I like this one much more. If he likes cricket he's probably a great guy* and you should marry him.


*Unless it's Geoff Boycott.
(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

He also likes gin (good) and always being right (tiresome)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Meh
he has a point against him for Charlie-Brooker-want, but if you like him all is good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Oh, not to be exactly like him
More like "he's a white geeky man who's really funny, successful with a smoking wife. Why can't I be like that?"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

That's not so bad
However is your friend really funny and slightly charming?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Not really, and not really.
So yeah, not really.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:24, Reply)

wow
that is pretty shitty.

like a friend of mine, who is seriously ill, and they have only just given her the all-clear that it's not cancer. she was terrified and was ringing the guy she had been "casually seeing" for TWELVE MONTHS (he refused any greater form of commitment). so he was well aware of how shit scared she was.

the treatment has made her stomach swell up like a football. he has seen a pic on facebook and emailed her to say... not how are you coping, or how are you feeling, but....

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT AND IS IT MINE?

all. the. same.


( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Cunt. Cuntcuntcuntcunt
Glad your friend is ok, though. She should cut off his head and stick THAT under her top.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:02, Reply)

well, she doesn't have cancer
but she still has an operation that could kill her scheduled for january. i have never met him and i hate him.

but i am TOTALLY emailing her your comment, genius!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I'm not defending the bloke in anyway but...
If your friend puts up with this sort of behaviour, and he doesn't know he is being a cock, then things won't change.

He'll continue being as selfish as he wants and your mate will continue being his doormat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)

oh no
he has a real girlfriend now.

of course she should have binned him off months ago, but she didn't, so he carried on being an arse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)