I fell over in the fucking house last week
Wiggy shouted 'boo' at me as I came out of the bedroom and I leapt backwards, doing that stupid Scooby-Doo-trying-to-run flailing legs thing and windmill arms before bumping my arse on the floor.

Wiggy managed to check if I was ok before he punctured his diaphragm from laughing too hard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I really wish I had seen this

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)

that's what all my friends said
*pouts*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Lolled.
Reminds me of the time my wife had gone upstairs so I waited for her coming back down and poked a feather duster through the bannister at her ankles while making skwee noises. She sat down rather heavily and I collapsed with a pain in my belly. From laughing, she did hit me as well though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Ha! I lolled!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

what I read was
"my wife has a totally sweet life insurance policy so I tried to kill her"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Rumbled, damn your eyes!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)