Surely problem with this is being forced to look at naked Ann Widdecombe yourself while constructing trap?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm willing to make sacrifices
to get some right now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Fair enough
Stockholm Syndrome FTW!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)

the pictures are in UV paint
Invisible until you have left the hole and turned on a blacklight
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)

this is the kind of blue skythinking
we need here at 'crunchy and blousie trying to catch men enterprises'

you're hired! Now brain storm like you've never stormed your brain before
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Men usually like football.
Maybe some sort of blow up famous footballer to entrap them?
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

depends if you like men who like football
I tend not to
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)

What do you have against people who like football?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

nothing, but I tend to get on
more with geeky boys than sporty boys
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Then you need a series of screens linked to a computer that scans for the 3G signal from their smartphonr
this collects their browser history, and tailors the lure to suit the victim personally.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

keep going...
this is sounding good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I missed my true calling as a evil genius
also: mix your picture in along with Anne Widecomes. Forcing them to keep focused on you a sexy beacon of hope. All A.W. would make most men put their eyes out with their own severed penis.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Me neither.
But there are always exceptions to every rule.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

I'm a geeky bloke that likes football.
Does that make me special?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Hell yeah!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Woo!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Go to hospital
Find attractive man who has recently emerged from a coma and remembers nothing of his past life. Lie convincingly. It may be possible to create the perfect man this way: "No, you never used to like football before the coma" and so on.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

you are an evil genius

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I am not sure how many anonymous sexy men are currently in the type of coma
that leaves you with no memories, but perfect brain function upon waking up, but I'd be willing to bet there's at least two.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

it's not like you need many at a time

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I'm just saying you and Blousie might have to visit a few hospitals

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I'd imagine by the end of their cider session, they'll be admitted to one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)

You should set it up so it takes two men at once
so only one can escape by solving saw style puzzles. that way you get the smartest and most agile ones
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

OK
now I need something that is more likely to catch long haired boys, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Real ale and rock music?

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)

instead of the hole
you could use a pub. only you have hired the bar staff from the shining to do your bidding
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Velcro?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

or chloroform soaked scrunchies

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)

YES!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)