Just out of curiosity
What is the male equivalent of that expression?
Ideas please
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:46, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i have several names, if that helps?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Do elaborate
please
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)

i'm not drunk
if it were a fri/sat night i'd sing like a canary!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:59, Reply)

Drink something
Dammit
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)

gorilla with club?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Rats with cocks.

( wanderlust, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:48, Reply)

Dick with a prick?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)

man

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)

heh heh
Succinctly put
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)

"Wankers".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)

"lower than amoebas on fleas on dogs"
I just quoted Grease. Dear God.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)

"Nick Clegg"

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:53, Reply)

"C'mon Dave, just this once."

( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:57, Reply)

Bluuuurgh!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:04, Reply)

That's the noise clegg made as well

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Yo Boabz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)

sup rrrooots.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)

sup rrrooots.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:14, Reply)

Uptown Top Ranking, Bobby and Gvpyv

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Im inordinately happy
Put a piece of my artwork on ebay and it already has a bid *glees*
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Non-B3tans.
I assume there are nothing but perfect gents around these parts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:04, Reply)

think edna krabappel
HA!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)

SKINNER!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:10, Reply)

Superintendent Chalmers!

( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:21, Reply)

Super Nintendo Charmers!
I'm a Uni-tard!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:22, Reply)

The lyrics are all Ralph quotes
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7341389024943564787#
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:35, Reply)

how was the cricket?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:23, Reply)

Hiya
I've had a "Draft" email to you sitting in my inbox for a few days. It contains one sentence. Watching the cricket at the moment. Only three more wickets needed and England win it.

And then I get to go to bed.

Shit yeah, only two now!
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:27, Reply)

Three

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:29, Reply)

Is the cricket finished?
I wouldn't know
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:37, Reply)

Today is the last day
England should win by an innings - that's a very comprehensive victory. They only have two wickets to get and they're both bowlers so in theory it should be easy. They've got several hours to get them anyway.

But this is only the second Test of five.

Oh and they got one of those wickets. Just one more to go now.
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:42, Reply)

good news then
I haven't watched cricket on TV for a long time. I'd love to see it live though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:45, Reply)

I'd love to be there too.
It would be nearly afternoon, baking sun and I could have lots of beer. Mmmmmm beer.
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:54, Reply)