Been worse.
I feel like I'm coming down with something, myself. I feel sluggish and lethargic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lemsip Max Strength is fucking magic in these circumstances
I get the blackcurrant stuff that you dissolve in water, rather than the capsules.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I ran out of Lemsip last week so I made my own
I got the lemon:honey ratio wrong though so it was really fucking tart. And I'm pretty sure the whiskey just tricked me into thinking I was feeling better.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Oof, not good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

You're really a fucking tart

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

You wish you were fucking a tart

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Tru dat
But I'd wait for it to cool down a bit to save a trip to the burns and plastics ward.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Oof, hot treacle to the helmet...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:17, Reply)

you could ask for a different shaped one
maybe a hammerhead.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:17, Reply)

That'd make insertion more difficult
Maybe a barbed end to stop them running away?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:19, Reply)

like those parasitic fish that swim up your bits when you pee in the Amazon?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Only BIGGER
Much bigger.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I can highly recommend Vick's first defence nasal spray for the beginning of a cold.
Always seems to kick mine into touch.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)