I've been driving for almost 19 years and I've never had any points.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:51, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I promised myself
I would be like you. But as luck would have it, I touch 36 in a 30 zone and get caught by a temporary camera!
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

80 on a motorway I'm fine with
36 in a 30 is dangerously idiotic.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Depends on the location of the 30, really.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)

It was a straight clear road
Large areas of grass either side of the road that separate the road from the path. No parked cars at the side, basically there is no chance of a child running out from behind anything suddenly.
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:19, Reply)

wouldn't stand up in court
you should be lynched!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Two and a half years here, no points and no crashes

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

8 YEARS NO POINTS
I WIN! IN YOUR SMUG CHINNY CHIN CHIN
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Well clearly I'm winning at 19 years and no points.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

You don't count

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

He doesn't even drive anymore.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I think you'll find I do.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:15, Reply)

And you're younger than me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I can't drive and I ripped a wheel off.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

7 years and recently caught speeding for the first time by a bloody mobile unit.
I don't even remember seeing it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I got done by one on the A74M last year.
I wouldn't mind, but they justify it by claiming Dumfries and Galloway has a high number of deaths from high speed crashes. It does, but not ever on the only section of deserted motorway in the fucking county. Try speed trapping on winding A-roads where it might actually help.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Ha
We love our speed cameras around here, we do.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:19, Reply)

This wasn't a camera
Even I'm not retarded enough to get caught by a camera ;) It was a mobile van.

The reason that we have it bad up here is that Scottish law permits speeding fines as a revenue generation exercise, and they don't have to demonstrate a safety reason for putting a camera in place like England does. Hence all the cameras on the only fucking bits of the A1 you can overtake on, and the fact that they are allowed to hide mobile vans behind trees on motorway bridges.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:22, Reply)

There's only generally 3 places they sit on the A74M in D&G
It's useful to know.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I do, now.
Pity it cost me a court visit and a several hundred pound fine, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:33, Reply)