OK
I may have to admit I am a little stressed and preoccupied - I just transfered a tray from the oven from the hand with a tea towel to my bare hand! Dropped it pretty quick so no injury, but ffs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What was on the tray?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:51, Reply)

nothing
that's the stupid thing, I have no idea why I didn't just put it in the sink
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:53, Reply)

why was it in the oven if there was nothing on it?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:56, Reply)

i took the stuff off the tray after it came out of the oven
then came the stupid tray in bare hand incident
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)

She was disinfecting it
because she had a wee on it earlier
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:00, Reply)

blow torch probably works better

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)

*makes notes*
altohugh not sure I can be trusted with a blow torch right now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:02, Reply)

might've mentioned it before
but this reminds me of popular student curry place where a fellow student pissed in the kitchen after pointing out the place had fewer hygeine stars than the kebab van, and the chef shrugged and let him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Ewwwww
is that in Oxford?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:05, Reply)

yeah
I hear he was horrified when he sobered up.

The place refurbished and now has two stars I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

I'd still avoid it
I've had to stop going to my local kebab shop because the new guy that works there is really creepy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Are you worried about the chefs special sauce?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Doh!
You silly thing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:52, Reply)

You've really gone and done it now.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)

i am totally feeling totally bullied

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:00, Reply)

If you were here
I'd totally nick your lunch money and give you a wedgie
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)

I wasn't doing bullying
I was doing a Sex Pistols reference which clearly fell flat on it's face.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)

splat

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:03, Reply)

...I got it
but I couldn't remember the next line.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Can't you ever depend
On someone you call a friend.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)

No, not really
I'm shit at lyrics.

Oh, wait...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)