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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ooh just caught up with a friend
who is currently living in Paris. We were able to swap amusing stories about dates gone wrong. She is the prettier, blonder and more German version of me, and her stories were accordingly more classy. What way have you been outclassed lately?

Alt Q: Comfort food that you usually have in the cupboard for times you can't be bothered to cook but still want food?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:58, 201 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
She must be very blonde then
And rather pretty.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:06, Reply)
I'm astonished you actually got someone to marry you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:08, Reply)
I'm astonished you haven't been arrested yet
they've managed to get Julian Assange and he isn't even a proper rapist.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:11, Reply)
You're such a panda
That's right Pand-al.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:08, Reply)
That's an evil panda
Al is a cute one. The type that can get away with asking you if you've had sex recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:10, Reply)
My cat is trying to sit on my keyboard

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:17, Reply)
Can't you 'Shift' it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:18, Reply)
'Alt' ernatively
he could just let it lie there. There's enough space (bar) the tail for all.

...no apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:21, Reply)
as long as he doesn't 'enter' it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:24, Reply)
Why would I do that?
He's my cat and he's lovely, but I don't think of him that way.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:30, Reply)
So no insert then
What function does that serve?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:32, Reply)
I'm just trying to control myself.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)
there is no escape

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:38, Reply)
Let's 'End' this here and go 'Home'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:39, Reply)
you're past the point of no
return
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:40, Reply)
are you going on Sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:20, Reply)
No, we're going to head back early on sunday as we
aren't giving anyone a lift now and we want to get more work done on our bedroom.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:23, Reply)
what the actual fuck?
you son of a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:24, Reply)
I'm sorry
It's nothing personal you realise, it's not you, it's, it's me. We're just heading in different directions, we've got different goals
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:28, Reply)
I just think it would be better if we saw other people.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:30, Reply)
I can't believe it is ending this way

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:34, Reply)
See what it types
Our Tigger typed tttttgggggg once.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:21, Reply)
he's trying to send you a message

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:22, Reply)
I thought so too

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:32, Reply)
THAT'S TERRIFYING

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:20, Reply)
It properly made my day

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:37, Reply)
I might have nightmares now.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:48, Reply)
she is very blond
and very pretty. However she makes up for this by being extremely lovely as well. Nobody could dislike her
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:13, Reply)
How German is she?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:16, Reply)
born and bred
but English boarding school and Oxford. So pretty much perfect English, with only a slight accent
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:18, Reply)
Sounds hot

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:24, Reply)
she is
It was nice to catch up with her, she's been in Paris too long
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)
Did it take the English to kick her out?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:32, Reply)
haha!
She's back. Not unlike Merkel
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:33, Reply)
She came back to refuse to give you or your friends any more money?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)
Cooking is never a problem
So anything I've got in is fair game for being cooked.

What do you have in that you want to cook but can't be arsed?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:12, Reply)
nothing much
I've taken to having a lot of soup and occasionally microwaving a frankfurter, cutting it up and throwing it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:14, Reply)
Throwing it in is bettern than throwing it up.
You done much cooking lately?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:15, Reply)
sadly no
Lack of money really. I'm going to do some cooking when I get home though.

Having a good evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:19, Reply)
I'm bored.
I'm thinking of cooking a early dinner, but that'll just mean I want another meal before bed if I do that.

So I'll kick back, watch the news and postpone dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:25, Reply)
Good plan this
how's the Carlsberg holding out?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:33, Reply)
Of the 5 cases I bought on Friday
There are 2 and a half left.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)
everyone is probably more classy than me
alt: aldi mac and cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:13, Reply)
I can't imagine N-Dubz have more class than you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:14, Reply)
I looooooooooooove them xxxxxxx
How are you feeling today, Jeff? You can haz hangover?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:17, Reply)
Nah.
I went to bed at about half two this morning (quite merry) but was fine when I got up at 7.

I'm quite experienced at the drinking and lack of sleeping thing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:23, Reply)
yeurgh
I'm not, when I drank I had to be in bed by midnight
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:25, Reply)
Quick-cook pasta, butter and parmesan

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:13, Reply)
always out-classed
I am scum

i cook pasta all the time. I hate cooking
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:17, Reply)
Evening Crunchy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:26, Reply)
ey up, your dog-fuckery-ness
how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:28, Reply)
I'm okay thanks.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:32, Reply)
got interview the day after tomorrow
and it doesn't look like my current place are likely to offer me a contract :s
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:34, Reply)
Where is this interview on Thursday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:42, Reply)
bridgend
it's like what I do now only 30 miles up the road and a permanent contract
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:43, Reply)
they even give you your own rope

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:44, Reply)
Bad taste Lolz

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Proper lols.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:49, Reply)
trying not to lol
guess it's not as much fun when you have to be a personal tutor :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:52, Reply)
Sponge fingers and white sliced bread.
Not together, mind.

I'm Northern, I'm constantly being outclassed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:19, Reply)
I'm also Northern
And Lancastrian.

And therefore utterly superior to anyone except Jimmy Anderson.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:33, Reply)
I'm Lancastrian too!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:44, Reply)
You can be jointly superior with me then
Lancastrian by birth, or just a Johnny-come-lately wannabe?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:57, Reply)
Born in Skelmersdale

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)
In the interests of saving money
I only buy food that has part of a planned meal

so if I can't be arsed to cook then I eat bread or cereal
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:19, Reply)
You're so sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:21, Reply)
My ears are full of water
which is bad.

how are you bff?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:23, Reply)
Have you been bogwashing yourself
to remind you of school?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:25, Reply)
no, I've been in the pool

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:30, Reply)
You have a pool?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)
place I'm staying while on secondment has its own indoor pool
I am making the most of it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:32, Reply)
That's sweet
I wish my parents had a pool. They have a pond. And a cat.

But no pool.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:35, Reply)
it has made me definitely want a pool.
it's totally awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:37, Reply)
I hate that noise in my ear
I'm good ta. Shattered though.
Yourself? How's the secondment going?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:33, Reply)
good stuff
I'm good. Feeling good for the swimming and having a few nights with no pot. Certainly dealing with that aspect better than I thought I would and it's not like I don't have the option here as well.

The rest of it is fine too. Work is easy enough and relatively stressfree
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)
I'm glad for you
I wish I had a pool.
The University pool is vile and cold and full of perves.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:38, Reply)
I swam in the town pool a couple of weeks ago
it was so full a fight almost broke out. I kid you not.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:42, Reply)
they closed the one near me for a month
between that and being to lazy/cold/busy to go to the gym I am steadily getting fatter
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:45, Reply)
I'd put on a few pounds
so having the pool right there is pretty handy. Swimming is about the only keep fit type thing I can do without getting really bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:48, Reply)
You should get one of these for the indoor pool you've been enjoying.
tiny.cc/r5j6m
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:47, Reply)
yes!
been trying to find one of these to replace the word pool with 'darkroom'. Too much heavy petting in the darkroom these days
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:50, Reply)
How much bombing goes on in the darkroom?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:06, Reply)
there are a lot of chemicals in there

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:08, Reply)
So the 'no smoking' rule needs to be highlighted.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)
I think I might modify
one of them to being about swimming in the fixer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:14, Reply)
the only problem that I have is that it's quite dark in there
and with all the darkness outside and the glass and the weird reflections it gets a bit freaky
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:51, Reply)
Does Len Fairclough go there?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:43, Reply)
Thumbs up for Len!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:54, Reply)
this all sounds much better
than when you were first contemplating it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:39, Reply)
I was just thinking that

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:39, Reply)
are you reading my mind tonight
or am I reading your's?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:40, Reply)
You're reading mine

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:42, Reply)
*reads*
you are DISGUSTING! but yes...so would I
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:44, Reply)
I can't help it!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:57, Reply)
yeah, I managed to find some really good people to stay with
it's a rich family of nutters. Even the dogs are mental.

They have also been extremely welcoming. It's made a massive difference.

plus, you know, there's a pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)
you'll always find some way to be smug
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:42, Reply)
it's hard not to be
when you are this awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:44, Reply)
I went to see The Wedding Present last night
I'm not a musician but David Gedge transcends mere humanity.

People are meant to loose their abilities as they age - I certainly am - but he's just getting better and better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)
OK
I may have to admit I am a little stressed and preoccupied - I just transfered a tray from the oven from the hand with a tea towel to my bare hand! Dropped it pretty quick so no injury, but ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:48, Reply)
What was on the tray?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:51, Reply)
nothing
that's the stupid thing, I have no idea why I didn't just put it in the sink
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:53, Reply)
why was it in the oven if there was nothing on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:56, Reply)
i took the stuff off the tray after it came out of the oven
then came the stupid tray in bare hand incident
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)
She was disinfecting it
because she had a wee on it earlier
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:00, Reply)
blow torch probably works better

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)
*makes notes*
altohugh not sure I can be trusted with a blow torch right now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:02, Reply)
might've mentioned it before
but this reminds me of popular student curry place where a fellow student pissed in the kitchen after pointing out the place had fewer hygeine stars than the kebab van, and the chef shrugged and let him
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)
Ewwwww
is that in Oxford?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:05, Reply)
yeah
I hear he was horrified when he sobered up.

The place refurbished and now has two stars I think
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)
I'd still avoid it
I've had to stop going to my local kebab shop because the new guy that works there is really creepy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)
Are you worried about the chefs special sauce?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)
Doh!
You silly thing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:52, Reply)
You've really gone and done it now.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)
i am totally feeling totally bullied

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:00, Reply)
If you were here
I'd totally nick your lunch money and give you a wedgie
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)
I wasn't doing bullying
I was doing a Sex Pistols reference which clearly fell flat on it's face.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)
splat

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:03, Reply)
...I got it
but I couldn't remember the next line.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:05, Reply)
Can't you ever depend
On someone you call a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)
No, not really
I'm shit at lyrics.

Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)
Just to let everyone know......Gilbert is back.
Not even slightly emaciated or upset......the git.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:00, Reply)
phew!
welcome back gilbert!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:00, Reply)
At the moment he's in his favorite place.
Sitting in front of the radiator with his face 1mm away from it.


Oh and I have wine to celebrate his return, even though I was going to lay off the booze till the weekend. Well, these things have to marked as a special occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)
*Sings*
The cat came back,
The car didn't roam,
The very next day it was home-sweet-home!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:03, Reply)
St Francis be praised!
I'm really happy for you, but I knew he'd be ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:03, Reply)
Me too kind of but you can't help but worry : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)
Oh I know
It's so horrible when you're worried about a critter.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:06, Reply)
You still had hope then
or you'd have gone straight to St Jude
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:05, Reply)
Exactly
I'm saving him for my heating tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:06, Reply)
Do you save the best saints for major problems.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:08, Reply)
No
I try to ust use appropriate ones.
St Jude is the main man though. If I'd thought Gilbert was missing I'd have had him as well as Francis.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:26, Reply)
My coworker is awful at her job
but since I was unable to get petrol on the way to work this morning as my petrol cap wouldn't unlock, and it still wouldn't unlock when I left work, she suggested squirting some de-icer into the lock.

By the time I got to the petrol station, I could unlock it, so that probably fixed it.

Alt: Tinned All-Day Breakfast. Makes me feel like a student again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)
I just did a little sickie in my mouth
tinned all day breakfast? eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:03, Reply)
They're great K
In just one can, you get conrflakes, milk, coffee, sausages, bacon eggs and beans.

All mixed together.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)
i like the ones with tea in

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:05, Reply)
I like the healthy ones with half a grapefruit
funny shaped can though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:08, Reply)
not as funny as the ones with a croissant in

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)
that's fucking grim
GRIM I TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:15, Reply)
:)
we're british, it's what we do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)
we used to eat that stuff straight from the can
I liked how you didn't even need a tin opener

for reasons lost to history, I can only ever refer to it as 'all day cunting breakfast'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)
I used to make my own ADB
by mixing a tin of beans with two grilled sausages (chopped up), two rashers of bacon (chopped up) and some scrambled eggs.

Eat it on toast, fucking lush.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)
I'm having breakfast for dinner tomorrow.
Beans, veggie sausage and egg. I haven't had that for fucking ages.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:06, Reply)
I thought you were back on the MEAT these days?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)
Only free range chicken.
No red meat. I'll never go back to red meat.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)
*something lewd about giant sausages*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:10, Reply)
*something lewd about settling for a chipolata*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:11, Reply)
*something about cocktail sausages*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:19, Reply)
*something about you should know*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)
*something about crying and being alone*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)
something about being too close to the bone*
*only without the bone :(*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:24, Reply)
too delicious for you eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:11, Reply)
I don't miss it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:12, Reply)
you should maybe try some
it's fucking good
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:14, Reply)
I have tried it............before I became a veggie.
I do miss salami.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)
I bet you do

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)
Don't remind me when I've had a drink.
I get maudlin.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)
awww
at least you get to meet me on Sunday. Assuming you are still going obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)
Hell yeah!
I'm bloody excited about the whole weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:26, Reply)
splendid!
I'm slightly nervous.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)
meeting a whole bunch of new people (sort of)
it's irrational, given that we all know each other reasonably well and get on and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)
You've met a few already.
It's no biggie.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)
yeah and if I can deal with the likes of Kaol I can cope with anything ;-)
I am pretty excited about meeting some more of you guys. Not Al though, as he is now dead to me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:41, Reply)
Don't speak ill of that man.
He's lovely : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:42, Reply)
I'm not sure about lovely
hilariously odd perhaps ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)
I'm pretty gutted I'm missing it now
maybe next time - make them do a next one soon
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)
I'm not sure CHCB and Catface are planning on getting married again anytime soon

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)
damn them!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)
My venison casserole this evening was bloody lush
I had some mash left at the end so I went and had seconds. I love slow cookers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:14, Reply)
is it better than just eating that stuff seperately though?
I like the idea of it, but would find it hard to bring myself to do it.

I recommend chopping up some chorizo and cooking that with a tin of beans and having it on toast. lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:06, Reply)
If you cover it in grated cheese
and then grill it and nom it down nice and quick (YES MONTY I SAID NOM! NOM NOM NOM!)

I really miss being a student, I couldn't ever bring myself to do it now.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:08, Reply)
it sounds pretty good
I might eat that on Friday night when the mrs is out.

or make myself a meatball sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)
I do love heavily adulterated beans on toast
a little of everything from the herb and spice rack. Get in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:08, Reply)
I tend to just go for one thing
like curry paste or worcester sauce or something

or the aforementioned chorizo
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:12, Reply)
Yeah, mix in some HP sauce, some BBQ sauce, a dash of Reggae Reggae Ketchup

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:12, Reply)
I'm a bit of a purist with things like that.
Why meddle with something that already tastes delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)
are beans
really that great
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:15, Reply)
I think so.
I prefer them to the other brands.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)
it's enhancement
and variety is the spice of life
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:15, Reply)
I like my Heinz baked beans to taste like Heinz baked beans.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Heinz baked beans BGB
Heinz baked beans BGB
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post999807
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)
Oh! *giggles*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:25, Reply)
I find that an odd attitude
but each to their own I suppose.

I can't help think though that a fillet of beef tastes fucking good, but sometimes it's nice to smother it in paté and wrap it in pastry.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)
That isn't something that is a ready made product.
If I was to make my own baked beans I might experiment but I like Heinz baked beans as they are.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:24, Reply)
do you not even give them a bit of pepper?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:25, Reply)
Not really.
I give Heinz tomato soup a bit of pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:27, Reply)
fair enough
Heinz tomato soup definitely calls for pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)
Typically I add
worcestershire sauce, a little sweet pickle, some brown sauce, garlic powder or chopped garlic, chili powder, oregano and thyme. I'll vary the two herbs e.g. one week I might try basil and sage but over the years I've settled on those as the ones I like best.

Tried mint once, just a hint, it was good but strange.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)
I sometimes feel the same about women

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)
At that point I'd just have an actual all day breakfast
like that but without the chopping up.

And fried rather than scrambled because I prefer it, and it's quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)
Pizza.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:02, Reply)
What sort of FUCKING CUNT decides to drill into their walls at this time of night?
I'll tell you.

The FUCKING CUNT in the gaff next door. How many holes does he need? And what does he need them for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)
S&M dungeon
it's for the manacles and the swing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:19, Reply)
my mates friends father has random holes in his walls, one of which looked upon my room
also, a gyno table in his room, with stirrups and everything :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)
To spy on you and your depraved lifestyle.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:19, Reply)
If the bloke next door
Refuses to subscribe to my website, and is trying to spy on me, then he is wasting his time.

All the action goes on at the dogs home.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)
It's 7.20, that's hardly an unreasonable time to do DIY.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)
I was enjoying the quiet.
(I quite agree it wasn't an unresonable time to do a bit of diy, but I was happy in silence).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)

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