never trust...
a man with thin lips

anyone who can keep half a bar of chocolate 'for later'

people who say 'we'll see'

a man with thin lips

a man in grey shoes

anyone who honestly wants to ignore their own birthday

people who don't put up a christmas tree

a man with thin lips

vegetarians (awaits abuse - can handle abuse from weak, pale, thin people)

the IT person in your office (yes, well aware of the power of Dork Side on here) but they DO read ALL your mail and they know FULL well you get paid a lot more than them - beware!

a Campbell (Scots know this to be true)

anyone who says "i'm on your side"

anyone who comes to you with rumours about you

people who don't like cats

estate agents, travel agents, or anyone who has the term agent in their job title

a man with thin lips

people who say 'believe me'

or 'just so you know'

or 'this hurts me more than you'

a man with thin lips

people who CHOOSE to stay sober at work do's but you know they drink like a fucking fish on any other day

a man with thin lips

people who arrive at work half an hour before everyone else

people who are on more than 40K but still bring a packed lunch

ANYONE WHO DOES NOT OWN A TELEVISION SET - they're not cultured they just want you to wonder why they have such an alternative and cultured perspective

people who have an alternative and cultured perspective - they will come round and watch your telly for FUCKING HOURS (pursing their thin lips)

the one in the office that signs a leaving card with nothing else but an email address - note the thin lips and grey shoes on the cunt!

people who botox/collogen their fucking mimpy little thin lips
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 23:58, 11 replies)

i'd argue with you
but i'm too weak and pale to lift my hands. *struggles*
(charlottebronte stalking through the moors, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 0:07, closed)

~picks up some abuse from stock pile~
~throws~

~goes to eat yummy vegetarian snack~

Pale by choice, weak because I'm a lazy fuck, thin.... Er....

~has perhaps been enjoying the vegetarian snacks too much~

Do you have a phobia of thin lipped men?
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 0:47, closed)

^
doesn't everyone!

yummy veggie snack?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 0:57, closed)

I totall agree with the Cambell bit...
my family are MacEwans and were treated like shit by the campbells....bastards!
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Sat 21 Jun 2008, 1:17, closed)

It was a pink iced bun!
I suppose thin lipped men are rather scary looking, but then so are thin lipped women. As if they've got so many sour thoughts tucked away in their head that it's making them pull the lemon face.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 1:41, closed)

*uses meat-eating strength to click*
especially the "not trusting Campbells" advice

..... our family are Camerons. The ones with the crooked noses ....

*blows kiss from plump lips*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Sat 21 Jun 2008, 11:09, closed)

Several of these describe me.
But at least I eat meat.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 11:52, closed)

I qualify for 7 of these.
Best we don't meet up then.
( girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 14:23, closed)

HEED THIS MAN
The TV bit is bang on. I know a couple who have a ten year old child and they don't own a TV, and twaddle on and on about how they are exposing their child's mind to greater and better, more demanding things. The truth? He spends his time drawing pictures of war and his schoolfriends ostracise him because he is so excluded from popular culture.
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 22:51, closed)

Mimpy
I just love that you used the word 'mimpy'.
(Clarabelle is reverting to type on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 20:28, closed)

I think I qualify for 5 of these
...but not sure about the gray shoes. I have black shoes, but walked on crushed gravel, so they look a little gray.
(chase, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:30, closed)