From my own experience
- Don't get drunk in a bar and bear hug three Jamaican bouncers.

- Don't get drunk and try to fry oven chips in rum and curry power.

- Don't get drunk and use a saw to cut a melon in half.

- Don't get drunk and throw bricks at the garden.

- Don't get drunk and try to smoke tampons.

- Don't get drunk and walk into a KFC in Sheffield and order in Spanish. They don't like it.

- Don't get drunk and try to go swimming fully clothed.

- Don't get drunk and cycle.
- Subpart - don't get drunk and try to cycle whilst swigging from a bottle of pimms.

- Don't get drunk with a Russian guy who wants to buy crack, and ends up buying persil washing powder from a highly dodgy fellow.

- Don't get drunk in South America and do anything that could be construed as 'annoying' to shotgun toting policemen.

- Don't get drunk and try to make a white russian with double cream, a bottle of vodka that cost £3, coffee grounds, and sugar.

- Don't get drunk and try to fry a frozen rabbit.

- Don't get drunk and forget which house you now live in... revisiting your old house at 4am in the morning and attempting to gain entry with the wrong key may perturb the new occupants.

- Don't get drunk and try to make rose wine with red wine and vodka.

- Don't get drunk and think that tea topped up with red wine is a good idea.

- Don't plan on getting drunk using an open bottle of white wine that has been sitting on your windowsill for 3 weeks. It'll taste like vinegar and may cause you to hallucinate slightly.

- Don't get drunk and play cricket in the street at 4am in December with balls of uncooked pastry. It sticks and then freezes.

- Don't get drunk with your friends, go for a late night takeaway, and then on the walk home participate in the attempted kidnapping of a cat your friend has befriended in the street, using chips and curry sauce as bait. Furthermore, don't forget to clean up deep slashing cat wounds to forearms.

EDIT: - don't get drunk with a polish guy, then as a bet (to prove ones manhood... grraah!) take off one of your socks, chop it up, put it into a glass of milk and try to drink this new exciting socktail.

EDIT EDIT: Dont get really drunk, meet some friends in a pub, then stupidly run into the girl you love who turned you down three weeks ago.

I now drink a lot less.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:13, 326 replies)

I
used to be.

Now I'm respectable.

Unless the night involves having to wear a dress...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:25, closed)

This is why
I don't drink so much anymore.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:27, closed)

Yes
I know the feeling.

There are probably more, but to be honest I was too drunk to remember them.

OH: Don't get drunk and try to dance like a drunken maniac to System of a Down in a University nightclub whilst simulanteously holding two pints of snake bite and black and a female friend who is wearing a flashy new white top that she just bought that day.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:29, closed)

Oh dear
Well I shall have to be on my ultra level best good behaviour if as planned I come down to London for the August bash...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:38, closed)

3?
Thats a bit slack isn't it?

With proper application stuff can go horribly wrong by 1.

Talking of which I have to go to the shop to buy, er, milk.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:44, closed)

OMG!
Drinking in the daytime. I haven't done that for a while.

I'm trusting you ancrenne to make sure I don't get beer goggles at some passing random bloke and make a fool of myself.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:48, closed)

Oh well!
But remember what happens in London, stays in London.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:54, closed)

I think
the midday start is a great idea.

And also, never try and eat weetabix covered in vodka.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:57, closed)

Midday
starts are generally a good idea at the time.

I have my milk now woo
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:00, closed)

Haha
I grew a fine set of beer goggles for the guy behind the bar, who ignored me I might add. Went back the next day after my date with the arrogant cunt and he really wasn't that pretty. Rather pleased about that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:02, closed)

@ancrenne
I'm here honey! About to gaz ya!
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:02, closed)

I've
pretty much eschewed the beer googles. Always been more of a cider visor man myself.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:03, closed)

Just
the teenage years?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:06, closed)

Sound advice
Just to add another, don't get drunk and run screaming down the street to the kids play area and go on the roundabout. You will fall off. That is all.
( El Lazarus is calm now, Ish,, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:06, closed)

May I add.
Don't get drunk and decide your going to hijack the first guy you see in a car and make him drive you down the road to the pub you want to go to.

Their girlfriend won't be happy.

PS - I wasn't alone. I was with two friends.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:13, closed)

Mrs Blouse
The more posts I read by you, the more I want to spend time with you.* Sounds like fun!

*apologies for slight creepiness of statement - not a stalker!

EDIT: statement justified below
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:17, closed)

I shall be the first to take my top off and flash my bra.
Please stop me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:17, closed)

@Clendrix
This japes were done when I was a lot younger. I will be much more sensible and boring now.

I think?

edit - It's Miss Blouse btw.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:19, closed)

I won't be at the already legendary bash in August
but I want to hear tales of depravity and drunken tomfoolery. I expect you to play your part!

EDIT : Apologies, Miss Blouse!
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:20, closed)

I used to think like that BGB
but then I discovred meeting interesting and strange people off the internet and now my days of meeting them are alcohol fuelled and I do silly things :)

Not always to be regretted.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:21, closed)

^^ Well Ok.
Mustn't disappoint my fans.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:22, closed)

I'm
intrigued to see what will happen in August.

Cider is great. Its healthy, as one of my friends explained it has the 5 main food groups you need:

1. Alcohol
2. Sugar
3. Fruit
4. Water
5. Bubbles
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:26, closed)

May I
be the first to take my top off?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:26, closed)

@ancrenne
still got that Lambrini?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:30, closed)

Hang on ancrenne.
I will be keeping my bra on. I don't want to frighten the Japanese tourists.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:30, closed)

Yeah
Lambrini is vile.

So is Lambrusco.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:33, closed)

For your eyes only ancrenne.
And anyone willing to pay of course.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:33, closed)

Interesting
at the top of the screen here for me, where the question is, there are two adverts - one asking if I know my limits with alcohol and advising me to get in contact with NHS Direct should I be uncertain in that regard.

Anyone else see em? Or is the cider kicking in early and I'm having crappy health fear related hallucinations.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:35, closed)

W00t
I has pear cider I bought when I first moved here 3 months ago and have just found.

Hurls into the freezer
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:36, closed)

Mr Z
get firefox, blocks the annoying ads :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:36, closed)

@ Mr Spak
What about your air of mystery?
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:36, closed)

I
just find it alarmingly apt for the current state of affairs.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:37, closed)

I have a bottle of red wine.
But I'm being a good girl. I'm saving it for a day when the world seems like a big and scary place.

Probably tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:37, closed)

@ancrenne
if god was an alcoholic tramp??
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:40, closed)

*sniffs the air*
Hmm, higher than average ethanol content tonight, I notice.

Evening all.

Lambrini is minging, by the way. Even if it's free.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:41, closed)

Any port in a storm
when my uncle was in the navy, they ran out of booze on boardship, so he attempted to get drunk on Old Spice.

I expect his sick smelled nicer than usual.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:45, closed)

Cologne
is vile stuff... tried it once when the rum ran out.

I'll never try it again.

You can get drunk on mouthwash too.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:47, closed)

So, I have a new wheel...
And the bike is fixed! We have yet to test the integrity of the weld, but it should be fine. Stood up to a bit of jumping tonight.

Anyway, Lambrini. At a weekend BBQ, a glass was given to an 11 year old. 5 minutes later she was 'drunk'. It was horrible. :(
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:49, closed)

Really?
*goes into bathroom*
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:49, closed)

@ancrenne
my favourite bookshop here closed down recently... not my favourite because of the selection but because the bible was resolutely put in the science fiction section.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:50, closed)

@clendrix
I only intend to maintain my 'Man of Mystery' air until I meet you lot in real life. Then, I will expose myself (in the metaphorical sense of the word, but who knows...).

EDIT: @Zapiola: Shouldn't that be the 'fantasy' section instead?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:50, closed)

Cheery Lambrini, ancrenne?
You'd get happy on that, no doubt.

By the way, this Firefox thing. It's very good. I use it.

But I also use Safari by default, as I'm a Mac type. It allows you to stretch the size of the text boxes when typing replies, which is a neat trick, and doesn't show these annoying ads either.

*accepts advertising cheque from Steve Jobs*

*shuts up*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:52, closed)

Hmm
firefox sounds interesting. I may have to have a look into it.

Anyone want a sing along? I'm annoying my fascist housemates by playing Republican Spanish civil war songs at loud volume.

Its amazing what the anarchist version of the International can do to a foxhunter.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:54, closed)

Firefox is great.
The Loon introduced me to it.

I also downloaded an office package that I didn't know I could do. I'm sooooo not a computer geek.

*Starts downloading everything she can find*
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:02, closed)

I'd go for
Rage against the machine FTW

Firefox is indeed the best and I loves it dearly.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:03, closed)

Firefox FTW...
But I like a bit o' Safari too. IE can go stuff it up its own arse.

*hugs everyone*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:05, closed)

I've
moved on to the Offspring.

Coming up is Rage against the Machine, Selfish Cunt, Lord Belial, Napalm Death, Bhangra (which they REALLY hate), and then we'll see what happens.

3 weeks left living with em then I'm free.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:05, closed)

I always find that playing The Dead Kennedys
Can piss people off when required.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:07, closed)

Well
currently I'm being countered with Robbie Williams.

I think Lord Belial is winning.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:08, closed)

Ah yes Chumbawamba
"He sings the songs that remind him of the good times.
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times"

Luv it!!!

Saw them play live in Leeds 8 years ago. Went on a Critical-Mass bikeride that day and was given the location of a secret Chumbawamba gig. They played a folk-ish remix of "Tubthumping".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:10, closed)

I GET KNOCKED DOWN!
BUT I GET UP AGAIN!
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN!

Evening all.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:12, closed)

Rage against the Machine
all the way.

Followed by Brazilian rap.

Its like a party in my head.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:13, closed)

Currently...
SOAD and 'Mesmerise'.

ALSO:

CALLING ALL B3TANS WHO CAN MAKE LONDON ON JULY 4TH!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:15, closed)

Ooh Napalm death, good choice
Follow it up with some Black flagg and Cradle of filth and you'll have their ears bleeding :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:15, closed)

* hugs ancrenne back *
Evenin' MM

* hugs MM *

Those lyrics seem to describe my lifestory.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:16, closed)

Coincidentally
I just picked up a voicemail from a mate who's tells me he's going to see Radiohead on Friday, in Glasgow.

He's taking a half day off work to go.

Smart chap.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:17, closed)

This
is a great song.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEHVDGa9ZWU

well at least i think so.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:17, closed)

@Zapiola
It's foreign!


Just joking...I have a penchant for French rap music... don't laugh.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:23, closed)

@BGB
yeah, tis Brazilian.

If I can drunkenly remember my portuguese I believe the title means The Woman Who Changes, or Changeable Woman
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:24, closed)

*hugs all*
*gets dangerously excited about camping trip*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:24, closed)

BGB
Have you seen La Haine? Some fine fine French Hiphop and rap in that. And I don't even like the French, so it's really saying something. Vincent Cassel however *le sigh*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:27, closed)

@Zapiola
Isn't that every woman, then?

Well all the ones I've known, at least...

*waits for flak*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:28, closed)

@beckyletters
I have it sitting on my floor at home. C'est bon, oui?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:28, closed)

@Becky
Yes but I think youre forgetting Vincent Cassel's finest moment, playing Gino Bolognese in Guest House Paradiso.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:29, closed)

Hello
I decided to stop lurking and say hi as this seems like a friendly thread.

*looks shy and a little bit scared just in case*
(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:29, closed)

Hello bunnies
share the love :)
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:30, closed)

Hello Bunnies
We're surprisingly nice!
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:31, closed)

Oui, C'est bon
Damn fine infact, might watch it again later as I'm on a late start tomorrow.

Zapiola c'mon my friend. I'm a film grad, you seriously think I'm going to watch Guest house paradiso? I think not baby puppy.






































































*has a copy of showgirls and doesn't care who knows*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:32, closed)

Hallo
Bunnies.

Yep, come drink, and sing along to loud rock music to annoy my housemates.

My dears, I'm becoming slightly drunk.

Rum + Cider = Happiness
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:32, closed)

Thank you :)
*sits down*
*pours glass of wine*
*offers bottle round*

edit: ooh, loud rock music too, hooray
(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:33, closed)

I like Clueless
and am not ashamed







ashamed of having seen bring it on twice now though
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:33, closed)

@MM
Nope, not seen it. I like rap music but don't like the lyrics. Shooting police and fucking women etc. With French hip hop you can't understand what they are saying, plus it just sounds nicer somehow.

I know there's lots of American hip hop that isn't like the ganster stuff and I like that too. I used to love De La Soul etc
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:33, closed)

@ancrenne
No, of course not.

But a little consistency would be nice!

Women who make decisions and stick to them are a rare breed, in my experience. However, I'll stop here, as I've no desire to dig myself into another hole like I did yesterday.

And all b3tard women are especially nice, decisive, non-dithering types of course.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:34, closed)

*takes bottle*
*keeps bottle*
*drunkelny= lashes out cj at bottle steelerss*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:34, closed)

@BGB
try out Gabriel o Pensador - he's a Brazilian rapper who's mother works for the President of Brazil, but who is always campaigning against inequality etc. His music is pretty scathing against police brutality and corruption.

Plus Brazilian rap just sounds good.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:35, closed)

Hands Bunnies a beer
Sooo, tell us all about yourself :)

Edit: K2k6 I don't dither. Nor do I mither. I just do stuff and regret later
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:35, closed)

Fluffeh Bunnies.
Now your here you may never want to leave.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:36, closed)

@Zapiola
Will do, I need to update my music collection.

Thanks.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:37, closed)

Hello Bunnies
Welcome to our merry nonsensical throng. Have some cake. It's left over from happylittletulip's vast cake source, and I stashed it away earlier.

*hands over cake*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:37, closed)

@beckyletters
film grad, vet, and superior fighting force?

Truly you are international woman of mystery.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:38, closed)

* Gives deviant fluffy bunnie a big hug *
Welcome to our threads. Do make yourself at home here.

Any other lurkers are welcome to join us.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:38, closed)

@spak
Now I feel watched....

*knocks*

Who's out there.....?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:40, closed)

I
wasnt aware there was a B3ta Cake Mountain.

The things you learn eh?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:40, closed)

Shit
I'm down to 4 cans meself.

No. 3. I can't count.

But I have Rum!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:42, closed)

Mr Z
Yup, HLT gets up at the buttcrack of dawn to make us all cake for the day so it is soft and fresh as we like it. She's a star.

MM: Vet nurse, I could never be a vet. Way too much studying to be done there.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:42, closed)

*Takes cake*
Thanks for the cake. I love cake. If there was more cake the world would be a better place.

@Beckyjsbx Not much to tell really, what sort of thing did you want to know?
(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:42, closed)

@Zap
The cake mountain is courtesy of HLT. She always seems to have an endless supply.

I think it complements the (rapidly diminishing) wine lake rather nicely.

Speaking of HLT, I'm looking forward to hearing her policeman story tomorrow. Apparently we're going to be starring in it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:43, closed)

Howdy, newcomer.
Actually, most of the threads around here are pretty friendly- we seldom even have disagreements in here, and we like newcomers as long as they can write coherently and have fun stories- or if they don't have stories, as long as they're nice to others.

Hang out a bit and get comfortable and tell us about yourself.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:43, closed)

I'd love to stay up and chew the fat.
But my bed is in the next room calling me and I have to do the wages tomorrow, so I need lots of sleep to make sure I don't cock them up again.

Nighty night people.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:43, closed)

Night night
BGB!
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:44, closed)

^ What the Loon said
But make sure you get your grammar and spelling right, and don't misplace any apostrophes or we'll be down on you like a ton of bricks!

Only kidding. Sort of. :-)

Edit - Goodnight, BGB
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:45, closed)

Fluffeh
To begin with...everything (10 points to anyone who guesses what it's from)

Umm...


What do you do, favourite colour, what do you want to be when you grow up, favourite film, bra size, where do you hail from...that'll do for the minute unless others have suggestions

Night BGB
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:45, closed)

@BGB re hiphop:
"I like rap music but don't like the lyrics. Shooting police and fucking women etc."

I used to be a fan of rap but can't stand the Gangsta mysoginistic stuff.

I also liked De La Soul back in the day amongst others.

Here's something from a gentler age of Hip Hop

.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:45, closed)

@ MM
Sorry if I spooked you. If it helps at all, I doubt there's many people who are socially inept enough to be lurking on a QOTW thread.
(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:46, closed)

Thats
very nice of HTL, pity I'm not a big cake fan.

Talking of wine lakes... I managed to spill half a bottle of wine into my guitar the other day.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:46, closed)

@Bunnies
More than you think - you're speaking to a crowd of them now!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:47, closed)

@ancrenne
I hope thats not me! I thought we were cider buddies...

*cries and reaches for the cold comforting embrace of a can of strongbow*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:50, closed)

@ Becky
Boring office work.
Blue.
I don't think I'll ever be grown up but I'll cross that bridge if I get to it.
Almost Famous
*ignores question about bra size for now*
I live in Norwich, but I'm not from round here, I'm from the Midlands.
I think that was everything?
(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:50, closed)

@ancrenne
"I've had extensive therapy to turn me into the sorted happy hippie you all know and love seem to like"

If I ever get rich I'll send the entire population through this therapy. Until then, I'm scraping up cash so I can come to these bashes.

PS. G'Night BGB
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:51, closed)

I'd just like to say:
Hello bunnies! Welcome!

You'll never leave, etc...

Prepare to be welcomed to the fold....

*welcomes*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:53, closed)

Applauds teh fluffeh
Most impressive :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:54, closed)

Damn
The bra size question was the only one I was really wanting to hear the answer to...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:54, closed)

Does ignoring the bra question
mean that you don't wear one? Or maybe that you're not of the feminine persuasion?

And overall, I'd say we're generally not very rude either. Sexually explicit at times and perhaps a bit graphic, but very seldom really rude.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:54, closed)

Well
now that Bunnies is/are here, lets drink to welcome him/her/them
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:55, closed)

Hey! TRL!
Any chance you'll be on this side of the pond on Aliens Attacking the White House But Bill Pullman And Will Smith And Geoff Goldblum Save The Day Day?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:56, closed)

@TRL - I don't always have good stories but I can do nice
*smiles*
*offers round a big bag of crisps*

@ancrenne - my boyfriend set up an account so I could post on the image challenge ages ago. He's posted a picture too, but we were lazy, and only set up one account between us, that we were going to share. Only he can't remember the password, so I've stolen it. Mwah ha ha

*remembers she's pretending to be nice and stops laughing*

Edit: @TRL - I am female, I do wear a bra, but I'm pretending to be ladylike. I'm sure it won't last ;)
(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:56, closed)

*Pities Ancrenne*
*breaks out special bottle of Prusser Navy Rum that was being saved*

*smashes lambrini*

*gives Ancrenne rum*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:59, closed)

DiT
You just made me scratch my head and then giggle muchly at your description then.

Fluffeh, come to the bash on aformentioned day and ladylikeness soon depleats. *knows*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:02, closed)

Not this year, at least.
I need to be in New York this weekend to take my daughter up to stay with my sisters and mom for the summer. It's about 20 degrees cooler there, and about a tenth as humid. Then, as I'm taking an extra day off on either side of the weekend, I'll be working ten hour days to bolster my hours- and may in fact be in the office for 'Splodey Day.

Not being a permanent employee really sucks, as I don't get holiday or vacation pay.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:03, closed)

Ooh, just remembered
ANother reason why Firefox is so fab. You can be as drunk as you like and firefox will tell you when you're spelling stupid. So long as you can see the wavy red lines you're ok :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:06, closed)

O NOES!
Well, have a nice Not A Very Good Film When You Look Back On It Day anyway.

I'll be in Vegas in October... Any 'Merkin B3tans fancy a game of cards?

EDIT: Lovely, lovely Firefox. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:09, closed)

There's lots of people drinking alcohol
It's like being in a pub.
But from the comfort of my house.
And without there being lots of horrible people :)

*drinks more*
(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:09, closed)

@Ancrenne
rum and lambrini!

Sacriledge!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:10, closed)

I don't drink alone at home
but hanging out on these chat threads is like hanging out with real people, so maybe I should change that.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:11, closed)

When Bill Pullman shouts "Fire at will!" while attacking the aliens
I always feel the need to yell back "But Will's the good guy!"

I've never been to Vegas, and as it's over 2000 miles from here it doesn't look to be happening anytime soon... but if you get anywhere near Washington DC I can find you for a pint or two!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:12, closed)

Right, that's it - I'm going to use Firefox
*pretends she knows what she's doing*

*mongs everything up*

*takes computer to dave's house*
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:13, closed)

Fluffeh
Technically I'm not as I'm waiting for it to finish chilling, but I have no idea of where the bottle opener is.

Edit: Clendrix
www.mozilla.com/en-US/
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:14, closed)

How
the hell have I gone from listening to hard rock to the best of the 80s.

Its raining men???
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:14, closed)

TRL
When this lot are going mental at their London August Bash...



...I shall be in Washington DC...!
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:14, closed)

@ Becky
To find anything, you need to get inside the mind of the object that you're looking for... so, you need to ask yourself, "If you were a bottle opener, where would you hide?"
(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:18, closed)

I read today
(probably in the Metro or London paper) that the internet is taking over from pubs for social meetings. Thing is we've kinda disproved that by meeting online and then in real life

*waffles a bit more and wanders off to check on food*

@Fluffeh: Ha ha, I do that all the time. So far today I've been claw clippers, a size 14 nasal tube, my lunch and a scalpel blade. Stil can't find the opener though. I reckon shitty flatmate has nicked it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:20, closed)

One of these days, my friend,
one of these days!

Right then, everyone, I think I'll call it a night. Always a pleasure though, I wish you all great dreams or great days, depending on your time zone!

:)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:20, closed)

@ancrenne
I agree with what you mean about it being like a pub, but I prefer my drinks in a real pub. And besides, the beer round here's expensive.

* misses being in the North of England *

EDIT: @deviant fluffy bunnies
In a bottle?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:20, closed)

@clendrix
Well, aren't we the globetrotters?

I'll be flying in from the US that very day.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:21, closed)

It'll
be in the last place you look... so save time by going there first
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:22, closed)

@ancrenne
If you were to lose a kitchen implement, I'd suggest you look in your hair.

OK, bedtime approacheth, methinks. Night all.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:23, closed)

Really? In DC in August?
I hope you're able to deal with heat and humidity! *shudder*

Well, let me know when and where and I'll do my best to meet up. I know Citadel is in Maryland, so he'll be close by as well.

Alternatively, if you have the ability to get out of DC and are up for a drive southward, I know of a few very nice spots here in Richmond!

*nudges Citadel* Yes, that's a hint, dude. That pint is starting to get warm waiting for you to get down here.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:24, closed)

Night DiT and K2k6
Food isn't ready yet. Dammit I'm hungry
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:24, closed)

K2k6
we bring an international flavour!

G'night!
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:25, closed)

Plenty of QOTW lurkers methinks ...
@bunnies

"... I doubt there's many people who are socially inept enough to be lurking on a QOTW thread."

Personally, I've been lurking since 2000.

*waves at all the nice people*

*pop*
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:27, closed)

TRL
Am crap with heat and humidity, but if you fancy meeting a melting brit with mentally curly hair (due to aforementioned humidity), then yay!

I'll be there from 22nd August to 28th - meeting a friend there and just arsing around, being tourists. Would LOVE to meet up if possible!

Will be in touch.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:29, closed)

Shippy has L plates!
How cool is that?

*waves at Shippy*
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:30, closed)

*eyes up shippy*
How goes it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:30, closed)

@ Shippy
*waves*
*smiles*
(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:31, closed)

Wotcha Shippy
Well one of my housemates has crashed back in... drunk... in a top hat and covered in vomit.

TOnight is a good night.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:32, closed)

@Zapiola
Oh dear... I hope the vomit is on the outside.

Edit - oops mis read - thought the hat was covered in vomit, not the person

*looks embarrassed*
(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:34, closed)

You betcha!
I'm always up for meeting up with b3tans! And if they're b3tans from Br1tan, so much the better!

I never make plans very far in advance, so I should have that time open. DC is about two hours from here, so it's not at all unreasonable to drive up for an afternoon/evening and then drive home.

I'm not sure when Rakky is coming through the area, but it would be fantastic if it were about at that time!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:35, closed)

* Gives Shippy a big hug *
Welcome to the QOTW chat threads - they take up your life they do!

Anyone else...
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:36, closed)

@Bunnies
yeah he's covered in vomit.

The police dropped him off.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:36, closed)

@ancrenne
yeah... the policeman was impressed when I opened the door with a can of strongbow in one hand.

God knows what he's been up too... some hunting dinner I think. We had to manhandle him into bed.

Still covered in vomit.

I'd call his girlfriend but I don't know her number and his phone has gone.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:40, closed)

@Zapiola
If you don't have his girlfriend's phone number, I hope you're going to take a photo to show her next time she comes round.
(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:42, closed)

@bunnies
what an amazingly good idea....

*makes evil finger pyramid and sniggers evily*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:44, closed)

Mr Z
considering what a cunt you've said this guy is, I'd say you're a better person than me for helping him out.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)

@Becky
Well given there were two officers of Her Majesty's Oxford Constabulary there too, I could hardly dump him by the road...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:47, closed)

Anyway
I have to make my drunken way to the pub, so g'night all, unless youre on later on when I will undoubtedly be in a worse state than I am now.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:51, closed)

Sounds like a shame you had to let him in the house
But once he was inside, putting him to bed was definitely the right thing to do - if you left him slumped in the hallway, it would just spread the vomit through the house, and he'd be more likely to wake up in the night and crash round the place waking you up.

Containing the mess in his room was a good plan.

Edit - good night Zapiola, was nice to meet you.
(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:52, closed)

Night Mr Z
Time for a food check methinks

Edit: Bum
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:55, closed)

Where's everybody gone?
*looks round*
It seems to have gone quiet in here.
Well, I'm glad I popped by to meet everyone, it was fun.
I'm sure I'll be back in QOTW soon.

Good night
*waves*
(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:56, closed)

G'night Bunnies
and g'night everyone - I'm off to bed too.

*kisses*
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:58, closed)

Noooo
You can't all bugger off and leave me, I haven't had me dinner yet.

Night everyone who's leaving.

Who's left?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:59, closed)

Hello!
And welcome to the new people.

Sorry I'm late, but I have been all kinds of productive.

*triumphs*

How are things?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:02, closed)

G'night leavers
I'm left.

EDIT: Hello WGW
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:04, closed)

'ning
Am running experiments and am bored out of my tiny ickle mind.

who's left then?
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:06, closed)

Where everyone went
There seems to be a bit of activity in these two threads:

www.b3ta.com/questions/oldpeoplespeaktruths/post181457
www.b3ta.com/questions/oldpeoplespeaktruths/post181523

EDIT: Hello Rakky.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:07, closed)

Ning Wookie
Ooh I heard about your new wooden creation. Hows it going building it?

Lo Spakka *waves*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:07, closed)

*tips hat at spakka*
I;ve been very much enjoying people's predictions for who might fall over first at the August bash. I feel I should nominate myself as a potential casualty. I have form in this respect...

:)
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:09, closed)

The building has been going very well, thank you.
That is part of this evening's productiveness.

'lo Spakka and Rakky.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:12, closed)

*blink*
Whoops, so much for seldom disagreeing or being rude to one another... but that's one of the very few flamewars I've seen on here.

Ah well, time to be home...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:12, closed)

TRL
Ahh, but look at how the first one ends though. Far more satisfying for all parties than the second.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:15, closed)

@ancrenne
Sorry, perhaps flaming was not the right word. I merely meant that this is one of the very few times I've seen a disagreement in here. And yes, you have every right to ask not to be addressed in a way that you find offensive. I was not implying that you were misbehaving in any way. In any case, the disagreement is between you folk and is not something that I intend to get involved with...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:19, closed)

I also
would not usually get involved and would sit back, eat popcorn and enjoy the fireworks etc... but Ancrenne is a good friend of mine and I believe in sticking up for your friends and querying someone's behaviour when you think it is out of order.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:22, closed)

Lookit lookit!
First corner done and it looks like it's actually working!



Also this evening I have done laundry, cleaned up catsick, deflead and unwormed Mabel and listened to Marion. It has been good.

I have run out of beer though.

*attempts to happy-up thread*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:26, closed)

@ancrenne
it's not just you he's insulted though. There's a fair few people he's managed to upset. I was pretty pissed off about that comment to wanderlust.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:28, closed)

I was listening to Marion earlier
and trying very hard to not dance on the tube. I love that band
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:28, closed)

This evening's music was a cocktail of 1996 wonderfulness.
There was also Echobelly and Silver Sun.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:31, closed)

It's very kind of you to offer,
but I'm afraid I'm not keen on Lambrini. I would probably rather go down to the allotments and find a toad to lick, on the off-chance that it was hallucinogenic.

Thanks though ;P
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:35, closed)

Hmmm....
*may have just fuelled flames*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:35, closed)

*fights urge to go in swinging*
*has a shower instead*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:41, closed)

Has food
back in a bit
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:42, closed)

@ancrenne
May i trouble you for some Lambrini? Always the drink of choice, particularly warm, first thing in a morning.

*gips slightly at the memory*
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:42, closed)

Oooh no, Rakky.
First thing in the morning you want cornflakes. With Bailey's.

*shudders*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:43, closed)

@WGW
Actually, slightly flat Moet goes down a treat. Espesh if you're still a bit piddly.

Mmmm, fizzy. I go on holidays on Friday (woo for a weekend off!) and there will be some fizzy grape juice coming my way, aw yes...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:45, closed)

* also fights urge to go in swinging *
but only coz toomany other things are going on.

But basically, I agree with what TRL said earlier about sticking up to people who say offensive things.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:45, closed)

@ancrenne
*accepts*

*clinks glasses*

*downs in one*

Good lord that's better.

Wandered over to the shouty thread, not nice.

:(

Agree with ancrenne and MM that any kind of objectification, even in "jest" is not on.

EDIT: and I'm off. Buenos noches everyone...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:52, closed)

Night rakky
sleep tight
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:00, closed)

G'night Rakky
Christ! That other thread's on fire!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:00, closed)

@all
who's up for a mass ignore of Gayer?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:01, closed)

I am back!
All minty and shower fresh. *preens*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:02, closed)

I just said to Ancrenne
I would, but I'm enjoying the hole he's digging far too much
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:04, closed)

@beckyletters
Yeah, I'm gonna see this one through first though.

What. A. Cunt.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:06, closed)

That Loon is a thoroughly wise man.
I was going to say something similar, except almost certainly more offensive and less helpful.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:08, closed)

Gah!
Jumped in myself.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:10, closed)

Tea tree conditioner actually.
*is good with colours*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:11, closed)

,
*starts a mexican wave*

WOooooooooOOOOOOoooOOOOOOooooOOOoo

No one else?

Oh.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:12, closed)

@spak
Thanks though. It was a mighty fine point.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:12, closed)

WOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
WOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:13, closed)

*joins in too late*
OOOoooooo

*looks like a twat*

*sits back down*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:13, closed)

....
has he gone

It's all gone a bit quiet on the other thread.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:15, closed)

Leaps up and down shaking maraccas
Trying to stay awake as I don't have be up early tomorrow. Not used to late late nights on b3ta anymore.

Indeed, good point very well made Spakka
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:15, closed)

cha cha cha cha cha cha CHA!
cha cha cha cha cha cha CHA!
cha cha cha cha cha cha CHA!
cha cha cha cha cha cha CHA!
*sambucca*
cha cha cha cha cha cha CHA!
cha cha cha cha cha cha CHA!
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:16, closed)

Oooh oooh!
More mid-90's indie goodness - the China Drum version of Wuthering Heights just came on random!

*loves*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:17, closed)

WOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
WOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:19, closed)

@ancrenne
At first I thought you were satisfied with being able to deal with this yourself and the few who stuck up for you. But I realised it was only the women arguing your point and just wanted there to be a male voice arguing the point too.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:21, closed)

Yay
I used to be penpals with the bassist from China drum and got loads of backstage passes to see them.

*kills rupert*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:23, closed)

@ancrenne
I think you can be fairly sure of that now : )
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:36, closed)

Hey kids
lets keep this fluffy thread going to counteract the flamey thread or we'll all turn nasty and will lose our fluffy sides.

*sprinkles fluffy things around b3ta mansions*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:36, closed)

* snogs everyone who's still here *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:38, closed)

*wears pyjamas*
*hugs cuddly fish*

Where's my cat gone? Bah.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:39, closed)

Cant be bothered to pearost puppy
but you can all imagine her again.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:42, closed)

Snogs everyone
Ewww Ancrenne, I hate it when cats do that. I had a cat piss on me today. Wasn't impressed.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:43, closed)

Nah,
she's just grumpy from her defleaing and unworming.

I'll give her some treats in a minute and she'll forget all about it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:44, closed)

Brings out the big (fluffy guns)
May I introduce to you Gizmo the fluffmonster and Ozzy stealth killer...


( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:45, closed)

*squee*
that is teh cute!
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:46, closed)

Thems is my babies
and I miss them as I'm not allowed pets where I live. So they live with my parents until I move to somewhere I can keep them ;)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:47, closed)

Mine is called Mabel,
sadly she does not photograph well as she is blacker than a black thing in a hole at night.

Edit - Them are some pretty cats, Becky.

*resists entirely predictable "humour"*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:47, closed)

@ancrenne
Do you think you could sneak in a third cat?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:48, closed)

@spak
Why? What possible use could she have for a third cat? Unless....
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:49, closed)

Has teh dumb
Let me in on the joke, not used to using my brain this late
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:51, closed)

Hallo
my lovlies

Im back. and im drunk
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:52, closed)

It seems that very old tictacs found on a shelf have an interesting flavour.
I do not recommend it, unless you enjoy Vicks on your toast.

Edit @Becky - 'tis an old b3ta meme
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:52, closed)

Hi Mr Z
good evening?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:53, closed)

@beckyletters
this
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:54, closed)

@beky
it was in the workds of hte redoubtable bull and ted, most ecellent

Fuck me im dtrunk
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:54, closed)

Hi Z
I'm sober, but virtually drunk.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:55, closed)

Right you lot
I must offski now. We'll talk about this tomorrow I'm sure.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:56, closed)

Good good
I played backgomman.

And ttran itno the indian girl.

Life is grand. Luckilty i have rym
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:57, closed)

MM
This
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/mango/

Nicely done Mr Z

Night MM xx
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:58, closed)

@A
But I think not. They're brothers and lairy enough with each other...

So there's not much room for improvement then?

* badgers *

* badgers *

* badgers *

* badgers *

EDIT: Bye MM
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:58, closed)

so
HOE ARE WE ALL?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:58, closed)

I've just realised -
that was the second time tonight I could probably have got away with ilovehorses-ing you all. Wasted opportunities, eh?

*shakes head*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 0:59, closed)

aNKRYN


Tomororw may be more diffifuclt
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:01, closed)

.
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/crabs/
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:03, closed)

@ank
thats what im goind to do . rum, and cider is left.

tomororw i dont have to work. just go to the librarby and assembly a reading list for my thesis. then life is on track. probably about 4pm after restoratorive bacon.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:09, closed)

Time I called it a night.
Mabel has returned and has adopted her sleeping position at the end of my bed - that must mean it's bed time.

nn all, see you tomorrow :)
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:10, closed)

Night Wookie
I'm off to bed myself, can't stop yawning.

Night all and thanks to everyone xx
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:13, closed)

'night WGW
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/science/

EDIT: 'night becky
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:15, closed)

@ank
yeah, cider is 96% none alcoholic... so its like a soft drink right?

Night Becky & others whose names I am too drunk to remember
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:19, closed)

It's nice and cozy
so shall we take our laptops to bed?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:25, closed)

yuh
im here till i pass out. my bed is 3 feet away. im sure i can make it
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:25, closed)

Well
I am listening to arabic musci

i have one housemate who is possibly lyinf dead on his bed in a top hat, adn the other is cooking pork.

why i dont know.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:29, closed)

My laptop is ancient
so I'll just stay on my desktop, but my bed is right behind me.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:30, closed)

@ank
hmmm... lack of paint... but i could try and get some blood out of the deer head on his wall....

he's off to greexe tomorrow.

poor greks.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:36, closed)

@Z
Place foxhunter's finger in a bowl of warm water.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:37, closed)

Good
idea... bu the state im in i'd end up falling in bed with him... then he'd sabre me to death with his sword for being fgay
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:39, closed)

are
you suggesting i piss on him?

or am i too drun kto understand the questing?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:42, closed)

Only if your interpretation of 'pistol' is freudian.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:49, closed)

@spakka
I believe the more apt term at this point of the night is 'fowling piece'.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:51, closed)

.
Or maybe you could just piss on him to make it look like he did it.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:52, closed)

Yo
I'm back.
( Cawl, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:52, closed)

Gah!
The mosquitoes have started coming!

EDIT: Yo K!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:54, closed)

Evening
Senor K...

Oh shit yeah... itunes has thrown up renegade master.

who needs clubbing when you can be drunk at home?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:56, closed)

Yeah...
It's morning and I've got work...
I have to give my sister a lift and all kinds of crap like that now too...

*frowns*
( Cawl, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:57, closed)

ha
cunningly i've never learnt to drive... which means my younger sister has to drive me around.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 1:58, closed)

I don't drive
I just cycle. Still not got my licence.

EDIT: My sister doesn't drive either.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:00, closed)

YEah
i cycle most places. its the done thing here.

the only problem is the bloody tour buses that almost kill me every day when i go to the library or to work.

Tourists may one day get their fill of British heritage at the expense of my life.

I hope they like it.

Bastards.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:08, closed)

I drive
But don't have a car.
I've just moved back in with my parents, and I'm insured on my Dad's car.

I need to get a car though.
I don't like cycling, and I now live in the middle of nowhere.
( Cawl, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:08, closed)

I
think that any government that would let me behind a wheel should be voted out of office as soon as possible.

I was supposed to learn when I was 17, its just other things got in the way of it.

EDIT. Shit I'm sobering up. I need to move quickly here.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:12, closed)

I once took driving lessons
and even took a test, but failed it. This was while I was at uni. I then graduated and decided to wait until I had a job before I continued. When I did, I realised that I could go everywhere I wanted to by myself so did no further driving lessons.

EDIT: @Mr. Z:
Now might be a good time to do the trick with the bowl of water.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:13, closed)

Hmmm
more drink, or an answer to the perennial question of whether a bowl of warm water in conjunction with a human hand causes bed wetting....

oh i'm tempted.

but rum is closer.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:17, closed)

Do both
First the water, and then the rum.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:21, closed)

Mr. Z
Don't listen to these evil people.

Tape a bin-bag over his head and start screaming "The lights! They've killed the lights! Oh God! No! Not again! They're coming through the fucking walls! *scream*"
( Cawl, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:26, closed)

True
but he still may sabre me to death in the morning... I seem to get blamed for everything here... even when one of his damned hunting friends spattered the toilet with shit.

Somehow that was my fault.

13 July I move out. Can't. Fucking. Wait.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:27, closed)

@ancrenne re snap
How was it for you?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:32, closed)

My
head aches.

Is cider, rum, wine, or gin best for a headache?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:38, closed)

I meant posting the same suggestion at the same time.
Great minds think alike.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:38, closed)

@ancrenne
We should do this more often then.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:43, closed)

hmm
gin then

altho i think bed is calling

im goin to feel rough tomoro
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:44, closed)

I'm gonna head to bed now
Moving house, meeting Clendrix for lunch, and then dancing like a crazy person at the gig has taken it out of me.

I'll be about tomorrow.
Night guys.
( Cawl, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:49, closed)

g'night Mr. Z
Next time - try the warm water.

EDIT: Night K.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:49, closed)

'night A
See ya tomorrow.

Looks like I'm the last one standing.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:54, closed)

Never!
...
( Cawl, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:59, closed)

But I am!

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 3:07, closed)

@ everyone: Awww, thanks
Ning!

And cheers to everyone for giving me a warm welcome.

@ clendrix: Yes I've got L-plates, got bored flat-hunting last week and decided to sign up.

@ beckyjsbx: *blushes* My going is not bad, thanks. You?

@ DFB: *smiles back*

@ Zapiola: Wotcha!

@ mistaspakkaman: *overwhelmed by hugs* Thanks laddie.

@ ancrenne: Cheers.

Right - I should probably go do some work now, laters.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 8:36, closed)

Shippy
You don't wanna do any work, it's not healthy...
( Cawl, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:42, closed)

.
.
Chat continues here
.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:40, closed)

SOCKTAIL!
*Click*

I have nothing more to add
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)