DON'T TOUCH MY FOOFOO.
Around the age of 6 I fell off a wall fanny first onto a rock. It must have been fucking painful because my mum told me it took 2 doctors and 2 nurses to hold me down while they stitched me up. This was in the early seventies before some bright spark thought that sedating kids while they have stiches would be advisable.

I still have the scar.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:05, 8 replies)

Bullshit
POIDH
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:08, closed)

Your Foo Foo
You still have the scar? Pictures or it didn't happen...
(marcooosa has no idea what a board sig is, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:09, closed)

Fanny first
hurrrrhurrrhrrrhurrrhurrhrhurhurhrurr
(viciousal, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:25, closed)

I read the beginning sentence 10 times before I worked out what it said
I was trying to work out what a "wall fanny" was and why you were on one when you were 6
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:35, closed)

a wall of fanny, hmmm
That's just given me a great idea for a gameshow....."BRING ON THE WALL"
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:58, closed)

AXE WOUND
yay
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:13, closed)

More like a gash on a gash *wheeze*
actually i apologise for this one, that must of really hurt especially as a young girl :( but still do the decent thing latest POIDH ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:08, closed)

Gaz me a picture
then I will confirm that it's true and silence the non-believers.

I do not charge for this service.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:48, closed)