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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Not me, but a friend went through the most horrific pain imaginable
His house fell over and a brick landed on his head and like it popped out his eye and stuff. so his eye was just like hanging there and he it was swinging around and shit he didnt even notice his broken arm which was snapped with his bone was sticking out like 20cm from his arm and the pointy bit was just like poking the eye ball which kept swinging into it. the cat had its claws deep imbedded in his face and his other eye- cos it was scared or something. he had a major presentation on the same day and a house inspection. And he was waxing his legs when all that happened, and he left the iron on and it fell and landed on his stomach when he was lying there, but he couldnt move and it just like melted his skin as he screamed in agony. he was stuck there all day, and because he had no roof he got severe sunburn.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 3:48, 12 replies)
It sucks when that happens.

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 7:05, closed)
A fatastic insight into the mind of an Autistic.

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:34, closed)
ha ha
ha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:22, closed)

You watch too much Happy Tree Friends.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:08, closed)
Oh no!
Not..............sunburn!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:19, closed)
SHUT DOWN QOTW
IT'S BEEN WON
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:25, closed)
no papercut
= not enough pain
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:31, closed)
I call bullshit
When the house fell down it would have knocked out the electricity so how was the iron still on? Unless it was battery operated in which case I apologise.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:32, closed)
this is GOOD qotwing

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:40, closed)
Hot sha-mommas. We got ourselves a humdinger-winebago-winneroonie.

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:09, closed)
Which was nice.

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:12, closed)
You forgot 'cheers'.

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:31, closed)

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