Last Fanta on the Isle of Harris

( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:19, Reply)

somethingth

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:12, Reply)

RIP STEVE! 4EVA IN R HARTS!

( Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 7:56, Reply)

I hope Dr Skagra dies in a fire.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 23:27, Reply)

fuck off, nonce.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 12 Feb 2015, 23:17, Reply)

FIRST!!

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 22:42, Reply)

Oh God, our help in ages last

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 22:22, 2 replies)

Still obviously not.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 22:21, Reply)

grandmaster, post laster

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 22:16, Reply)

penultimate last post but one

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 22:16, Reply)

Obviously not.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 22:15, Reply)

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 12 Feb 2015, 22:10, Reply)

Cobbler's

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 21:38, Reply)

second to last

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 20:29, Reply)

not last

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 19:41, Reply)

First and Last and Always

( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 19:23, Reply)

last!

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 18:47, Reply)

Last!
EDIT: I see I'm still not very good at this.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 18:46, Reply)

Care less.
^ Take note, Americans, take note.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 18:34, Reply)

bad luck badger
when we were kids, my brother used to like pulling faces when he cleaned his teeth.

a few years ago, we were all on holiday in spain. after a night out, his mate and i were the last 2 up drinking. eventually we went upstairs - only to find my 26 year old brother with the bathroom door open, utterly hammered, cleaning his teeth with foam everywhere, pulling faces in the mirror and chanting, EEEEEVIL. EEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 12:48, 3 replies)

Post the final answer in an online 'amusing anecdotes' forum.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 10:38, 3 replies)

LAST!

(McChinaman banned, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

I couldn't do YM properly
Was like the Blackwall Tunnel in there.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 20:48, 11 replies)

Click 'I like this'
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(zebby wasting irony here on, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 14:39, Reply)

A horse walks into a bar
The barman says "This is a clear breach of the Food Hygiene Act 2006. Does anyone know whose horse this is? Maybe if we offer it some Cheesy Wotsits we can coax it outside again"
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 23:01, 11 replies)

I still can't use rude words properly.
If only there was a page somewhere on the internet which gave instructions on how to swear.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:13, 19 replies)

Put an obviously moribund website that's dying on its arse out of its misery.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:04, 17 replies)