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Things You Still Can't Do Properly Despite Being a Proper Grown UpAn Inflatable Bearded Whumpus asks "What can't you do properly despite the fact you're a fully grown and responsible adult?"
Nothing instills confidence more than overhearing a builder on the site opposite muttering "Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey" to himself.
Basically, stealing the idea from this thread on reddit.
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chthonic, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:13)
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In the last 35 years I have smoked almost continually, enjoyed many and varied drugs etc. etc.but I still can't roll a cigarette.
I'm beginning to wonder if my thumbs aren't opposable after all.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:54,
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p-push it real good(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 6 Feb 2015, 22:47,
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Might I suggest lorry driving? You'll soon learn as there's fuck all else to do all day but smoke.(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:14,
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As well as some murdering of prostitutes. That and selling whatever it is you are carrying at the nearest service station then claiming "It was dem gippos what did it!".
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I always said i would smoke rollies when i work on a submarinethey do it in all the fims.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:34,
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I oppose your thumbs.DOWN WITH YOUR THUMBS!!!
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I can't roll a joint. I can manage one paper, though I need a roach to do so, but more than one and I fail.
Luckily I prefer drinking so tend to only smoke pre-rolled in Coffe Shops on the rare occasion I smoke marijuana.
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