Shopping on seats
on buses. Mainly pensioners, but with the odd younger offender.

They sit down on the aisle seat, with their shopping on the window seat, and refuse to move it until someone (okay, me) has the temerity to ask them to.

Then they huff and puff, grudgingly lift the bag(s) and ever so slowly shuffle their arse to the window seat.

This is one of the many reasons why I generally prefer to walk.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 2 May 2008, 20:33, 10 replies)

selfish bastards
I like to let them sit there and stand in the aisle next to them. I then like to fart in their faces.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:37, closed)

^magic
now I really wish I could fart at will
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 2 May 2008, 20:38, closed)

Fart at will?
Why? What did Will ever do to you?

/coat
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 2 May 2008, 20:43, closed)

TRL
even as I hit the "post" button I was thinking that someone was going to ask that.

For clarity, Will was extremely rude on the bus one day and I never forget an insult!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 2 May 2008, 20:46, closed)

Tarnation!
I was just logging in to write about this. Pigshit think commuters on the streetcars in Toronto do this all the time - or just sit in the aisle seat without moving over. They should be pulled from the car and lashed.
(Lord Blumpy is mildly off-topic on, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:47, closed)

Tis easy
My trick is to try and eat every meal as quickly as possible, with as much chillis/eggs/sprouts/cauliflower as possible

As a kid it was a good defense mechanism, if someone throws a punch, fart, and then whilst they are either holding their nose or laughing you punch back thus gaining the upper hand.

I'd love to see a boxer try that in a title fight
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:47, closed)

......
I'm waiting to be able to vomit at will
(Lord Blumpy is mildly off-topic on, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:48, closed)

@magic
but I'm a laydee, I don't fart.

Well, except every time I've had onions or gravy.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 2 May 2008, 20:50, closed)

Also, even if you could fart
they would smell like kittens and lavender
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:56, closed)

eating
lavender and kittens will really make you ill

Pine fresh detergent is better
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:03, closed)