People who slow me down
Classic strategies include:
* Taking ages to get a tenner out of a cash machine. ATMs have been around for over 30 years, you really should have learned to work one by now.
* Standing in a queue for a quarter of an hour without even making sure they know where their money is, never mind actually getting it out.
* Standing on the left of an escalator. It doesn't hurt to move over, so why do you glare it me when all I said was "Excuse me"?
* Old people who go to the bank or post office at lunchtime. When I'm old and have all week to go, I won't pick the busiest time of the day.
* Why is it that slow walkers always meander on the pavement so no one else can get past?
(lolwhites, Sun 4 May 2008, 13:14, 4 replies)

and
people who just stop in the street for no reason when your right behind them
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Sun 4 May 2008, 13:20, closed)

Why do some women go to an ATM in a pack and chat and read and discuss everything it does or says,
you can spot 'em a mile away, either young slaggy looking ringtone bandits or an older pair of net curtain twitcher types, and if there's two machines and two queues, I will always go for the one they're not in, as they drive me fecking nuts, pecking away at the screen and talking about it like it's the biggest mystery they've ever encountered.

IT'S A FUCKING ATM, NOT A FUCKING JUKEBOX!!
( ..wil, Sun 4 May 2008, 13:45, closed)

I am guilty of...
...snapping at someone who took about 5 minutes at an ATM (massive queuem everyone looking angry) with the remark "what the fuck are you doing, printing your own?". I felt like an arsehole a few minutes later but at the time I felt it was well justified. If people piss you off or get in your way, tell them so. If they're bigger than you, tell them very nicely :-P otherwise they'll never learn.
(keyboardman, Sun 4 May 2008, 14:21, closed)

Thats funny
People who make as though they're always in a hurry annoy me.

Whats the rush?
(Oben, Sun 4 May 2008, 19:02, closed)