OK - last one I promise
Fat birds who refer to normal sized women as 'sticks'

No, they are not sticks - they are by definition normal weight for a human being and don't see fit to stuff their face with a million burgers, drink 15 bottles of bitch piss every Friday and Saturday night and fail to see the value in any kind of physical activity.

Women are not generally fat, unless they have a genetic disorder and or illness.

Eating burgers is not a genetic disorder, it is called being a fat greedy bitch.
(zit, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:28, 15 replies)

Define fat.
I consider size 8 women sticks, because for the most part, they are. Size 10 less so, and I consider sizes 12 to a small 16 normal, with anything bigger than a size 20 dangerously overweight.

I'm a size 14 and I wouldn't call myself fat, but both size 8-10 girls I live with are, indeed, sticks.
( Bats, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:52, closed)

I'm a size 10
and I'm not a stick. I eat plenty of crap food, but balance it out by being very active and eating less crappy food with the crap food.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:40, closed)

What a cunt
There's nothing wrong with a woman being overweight. Not everyone finds it attractive, sure. Maybe its not healthy, sure. But its not "wrong". And not all fat women/people are greedy/lazy. My girlfriend has a very physically active job, smokes, eats less than I do and yet is a size 16. I have an office job, smoke, eat more than she does and I'm a right skinny bastard. So before you start on "fat birds" you might want to consider that non-chav spawn mutants can be great people you wankshaft.
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:45, closed)

^agreed
Moreover, some people get the "being built like a brick sh*thouse" from their parents. Some people are naturally skinny and can't put weight on, some people are naturally burly and can't lose weight. Does it really matter, as long as they're reasonably healthy and happy?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:57, closed)

5 bottles of bitch piss
Pfft. Made me laugh. I'd like to know what it is though.

Also to the people getting ranty at the ranter: He wasn't having a go at the larger female in general, I don't think:
"Fat birds who refer to normal sized women as 'sticks' " - a specific subgroup. He also highlighted that these ones eat and drink lots that ain't good for them. Perhaps he has one or two specifics in mind?
Or Perhaps not.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 7 May 2008, 10:10, closed)

@ Tweeb: Perhaps
But that's one of my pet peeves from going out with my GF and stupid cunts slagging her off for being overweight. Gets my goat up people slagging someone because they're overweight. By all means, have a go at someone for being a cunt, but I'm sure the skinny slags are just as bad as the fat ones.
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Wed 7 May 2008, 10:25, closed)

I don't mind being called a stick
but I do mind the bitch piss. It makes them unsteady on their pins and more likely to knock me over on the dance floor!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 7 May 2008, 10:46, closed)

I'm a size 6
but I'm not a stick, just 5ft2 with a small build.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Wed 7 May 2008, 10:52, closed)

The genetic disorders/illnesses are myths.
The body cannot store fat unless it has a fat intake. And there is only one place it can get it from, food and drink.
If you really believe that you "haven't really eaten anything this week" then you're kidding yourself.
I have just done 6 months in Afghan and EVERY SINGLE PERSON lost weight.
Everyone has a right to do what they want, and look how they want, so if you're happy with yourself then I am very happy for you (and I don't mean that sarcastically let me be clear) but I am fed up with hearing people complain that they can't lose weight because of this or that. Or as above, fat girls talking about skinny girls with hatred, resentment and spite just because they can't get off their arses and get down the gym so they end up boyfriendless and unhappy. I see it every friday night from the girls at my local.
Big bones are a different matter I'll admit. But you do get gorgeous looking girls who are big.
( staz1000, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:27, closed)

@staz1000
as much as i dont really want to enter this debate i have to agree with staz.

there was a show on telly last night 'too fat to toddle'

JESUS FUCKING BLUE ARSED CHRIST

*tries to calm down* breathe breathe

ALL OF THEM had very obese kids
ALL OF THEM claimed 'metabolisim' as an excuse
ALL OF THEM fed their kids FAR too much and mainly the wrong sorts of food ie pile of sausage rolls dear, 8 slices of white bread and butter with your soup?
ALL OF THEM didnt make sure their kids were active enough
(most of the mothers were fat stupid or both)

not my opinion - the opinion of the nutrition prof trying to slim these poor fat kids down

eat more than you burn off and you get fat. what your personal opinion of your size is as an adult is your own choice but these kids faced a future of heart disease diabetes and an increased risk of cancers

not to mention the misery of bullying
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:51, closed)

It's true
The only way you have fat on your body is if you have ingested food to put it there. If it stays there, it's because your calorific intake is higher than or equal to your calorific usage.

So if you are fat - it's your fault. Don't blame mysterious forces, it's all perfectly logical. If you want to lose weight, eat less and excercise more. If you're happy being overweight, then do nothing. I don't care what choice people take, as long as they're honest with themselves. It's the whole "I just don't know how this weight got here" charade that makes me want to eat my face off.

Personally I find fat people slightly repulsive for a number of reasons, but that's just me.

-EDIT- When I see a woman who looks incredibly attractive for the first two seconds until I notice that she's the size of a small house, it immediately makes me feel sad and gives me an inverse-boner. Though it means there's more chance for the chubby chasers out there though, you crazy fucks.
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:54, closed)

observation
i have noted a tendency for proper jabba the hut types lumbering round supermarkets to quite often have a rat-skinny agressive looking little chav partner in tow – usually not pushing the trolley or helping with the brood of tubby brats pulling things off shelves or lying screaming on in the aisle

not sure why this is - i often wonder did they start off like that ie chubby chaser or if things went that way after the kids flopped out
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:08, closed)

There is some element of truth to the whole metabolism thing
My Mrs, for example, burns calories like nobody's business, and if not provided with about seven meals a day will lose weight overnight.

I, on the other hand, have to do more exercise than she does to get the lard off. I also don't faint if not fed regularly.

However, it has to get into the system first - so if I eat crap and drink too much, I'll be a fat knacker unless I burn it off.

So folks, if you have a 'slow' metabolism, get fucking sweating unless you want to look like Mr Creosote. Or eat less shite, it's up to you.

And that's about it for metabolism. It can only burn what gets shoved down the gullet, irrespective of how 'fast' your metabolic rate is.

Another 'get-out-of-jail-free-it-isn't-my-fault-wot-abaht-my-rights' card for the terminally hard of thinking.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:45, closed)

@ smipf
As a "chubby chaser"...speaking for myself its just a matter of personal opinion that women look better with a bit of meat on them. Obese is not sexy at all I will agree. But a few extra pounds are nice in my opinion because I hate feeling bones. I like a woman nice and soft. As for my GF, she finds athletically built men most appealing (read, not skinny with no muscles and not musclebound nutter), which suits me fine as I fit that build. The way I look at things, its what makes two people happy that counts. Some of us like our women soft and cuddly, others like them slim. Some women like their men with a bit extra, some like them slim and muscular (or not muscular). So I say live and let live :D
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:02, closed)

Yes!
A lot of my friends are going through that awkward 'teenage puppy fat' stage. So yes. they're a bit porky. It annoys me so much when they all converge to whine and bitch about their weight, then start going on at me because I'm - god forbid- a normal weight!

"You're such a stick, god" NO I'M NOT
"You just look anorexic" NO I DON'T I'M A HEALTHY WEIGHT
"It's just because you don't eat" YES I DO LOOK AT THIS PIE IN MY HAND I'M EATING IT

Don't criminalise me just because I'm not porky!!!!
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Thu 8 May 2008, 6:41, closed)