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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

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don't forget to pick up your dole money

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:17, 40 replies)
STOP BULLYING ALBERT MARSHMALLOW!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:39, closed)
He can't buy non-existent coffee machines without his giro.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:18, closed)
Don't tell me what to do, lawman.

(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:44, closed)
Ha ha, unemployed.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:55, closed)
I prefer to think of myself as one of the leisured class.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:18, closed)
You're everything that's wrong with the country.
After the next election, that nice Mr Farrij will sort the likes of you out.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:27, closed)
^reads The Express

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:32, closed)
Haha. God. Can you imagine being one of the soppy pricks who thinks farararge is a genuine political force.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:41, closed)
That Mr Hitler will sort out the likes of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:51, closed)
He sorted me out with some lovely shoes and gold cufflinks.
I've no idea where he finds such a selection.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:53, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/controversialbeliefs/post1944839
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:55, closed)
Bless.
Mocking bigots makes you a bigot. It's true. Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:50, closed)
Oh man - I'm sad I missed that.
"You're WRONG because Godwin's Law so that's YOU SUSSED! BURRRN!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:54, closed)
The thing about Farage is...
...it's really fucking funny to watch when he stands up in the European Parliament, and trolls the fuck out of everyone else.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:54, closed)
He's not as good an IRL troll as the EDL, though - man they know how to troll!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:54, closed)
That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:57, closed)
Yes it does.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:07, closed)
NO YOUN ARE!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:27, closed)
Trolling is not the same as being a bombastic bellend.
Trolling requires subtlety and restraint. He's no more a troll than Albert Liemallow.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:56, closed)
Either way it's fun.
Everyone else is just boring... they trot out the same old tired PC arguments, and no-one listens. Then Farage stands up and it's free flowing insults, with all the bored faces suddenly clouded over with unconcealed anger, until he sits down again.

^^ upset in the European parliament.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:03, closed)
Eh?
He hardly ever attends, let alone speaks. And on the rare occasions that he does, nobody pays him the slightest attention. He's irrelevant to any of the people and groups in control.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:21, closed)
^thinks he's world's best troll

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:10, closed)
You're fighting a losing battle here.
You're talking to a bunch of people who think that trolling is defined as 'throw a temper tantrum and then claim everyone else are the dicks'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:48, closed)
^thinks he's world's second best troll

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:52, closed)
^ third

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:56, closed)
Well quite.
When two thirds of the words in a thread were hammered into the keyboard by themselves and every sub-thread ends with some lonely ignored final word then we're into a whole different category of interweb loser.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:24, closed)
If you have to insist upon a definition of trolling.
Then you're shit at it.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:04, closed)
Trolling is a specific thing.
You can't just make a dick of yourself and then claim to be a troll. That's not how language works.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:09, closed)
^^ insists upon a definition

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:29, closed)
yeah ... that's how language works, humpty

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:32, closed)
^^ not quite as good at it as Nige.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:32, closed)

Are you implying he's out of touch with the views of the common man? Bollocks. No politician keeps their ear closer to the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 18:10, closed)
you shouldn't mock what could have been a serious injury
unless it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 18:34, closed)
Hahahahaha!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:25, closed)
Why has that monster munch person got me on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:23, closed)
because you're a terrible person

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:28, closed)
He's an anti-semite.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 18:51, closed)
Because your posts smell bad.
And his computer room isn't well ventilated.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 19:38, closed)
yer, pickled onion monster munch has me on 2.0 as well

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 7:57, closed)
he thinks you're a racist
which is a bit rich given his history of violent anti-Semitism
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:20, closed)

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