Ok ready the mindbleach- aka threesomes are NOT always a good thing
Mr Kitty and I were having a good night with our sometimes girlfriend; stripping off and playing. We were mostly naked and having a great time (hadn't seen her in quite a while and we all seemed to have learned some new tricks).

Then she takes her skirt and panties off. Sounds like a good thing?

No. Not a good thing.

I'm watching as she's kissing Mr Kitty and slowly notice something wrong, very wrong.

Her thighs are streaked with pink and as she writhes back and foreward it's geting much worse and much, much redder.

EWWWWWW!!!! thinks I and warn Mr Kitty before the bed gets wrecked and I can never ever sleep there again.

In case you didn't get that, she was BLEEDING. From a bad place to be bleeding from when you are trying to have a sexy time.

We told her, she blushed and ran downstairs to the bathroom.

Good thinks I, this is over and we will never speak of it again.

Mr Kitty and I made grossed out faces to each other and started re-dressing.

Then she came back up the stairs, still naked.

We were puzzled to say the least. She must have realised as she said

"It's OK, I cleaned up. Why did you get dressed? We can still play."

We spent the night watching tv, she spent the night on the couch (and all of us fully clothed) and every time she tried to invite herself over after that we mysteriously had other things to do.

Not overly on topic, but aren't you glad I shared?

PS, can someone come up with a name for the incident? I thinks this deserves one as much as the bedshitter does, foul though the bedshitter was and grossed out as my friends are when I relate the tale. (BTW Rachelswipe,I'm still in awe you didn't kill him)
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:06, 22 replies)

You little bleeder!
Suddenly, 'Threesome' has been crossed off of my list of things to do... ;)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:10, closed)

The Thomas Biederbeck Affair!
Or possibly, 'Mr and Mrs Kitty get skitty about a drippy from a dippy lady with (hopefully) perky titties'?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:11, closed)

Period drama?

(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:24, closed)

^^
Oooof!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:31, closed)

Ay thang yow

(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:35, closed)

You have no problem with threesomes
but you freak out over menstrual blood? Jesus, that's odd.
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:40, closed)

What's wrong with a little blood play!
Buy some dental dams.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:50, closed)

Nothing wrong with blood
At all.

More fun if you've caused it yourself though.
( Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:52, closed)

I've done that so many times, Kaol.
Uninentionally though.


/I've got an absolutely massive cock.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:56, closed)

The phrase
"Fucked with a knife" keeps popping into my head.
I don't like it, make it go away :(
( Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:04, closed)

The phrase I would use for this would be
"Bloody hell!"
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:05, closed)

@Kaol
Sit down, have a nice cup of coffee, think about some kittens and listen to some Bach.

Step away from the knife, there's a good boy.

:D
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:13, closed)

the phrase I am trying not to think of
is 'jam sandwich'
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:14, closed)

umm
red wings cancelled due to bad weather?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:20, closed)

@CHCB
*snorts water over the keyboard*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:23, closed)

Ooh la la
Coq au Sang. Or Rag Roll. Or Jammy Dodger?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:23, closed)

^^
blood ... is by far...the best...lubricant...there is... well blood and tears anyway.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:35, closed)

I have a winner!


...The Sanguine Affair...
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:40, closed)

Get a towel and carry on..
or keep the pants on and still play. It's not difficult.
(EssY, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:50, closed)

it was
a very very near miss.

and i'm with you. red signs mean STOP for a reason.

also, i vote for period drama. v v clever!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:22, closed)

one drunken late night post and look what I wake up to....
Blood is not gross, so long as it comes out of your veins. I don't care about anyone else, period blood grosses me out. I have a bar in my arm to stop it happening to me. Ever.

And the only rules about what is acceptable in a relationship are
1. That all parties have to be fully consenting and able to give their consent.
2. That it is to be worked out in advance and agreed to.

No one has the right to tell anyone else how to live/love.

/rant over
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:40, closed)

Devil's Treacle Gashbash
.
(timewaster treemagnet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:50, closed)