To anyone who visited the multiplex cinema on the Dublin Road, Belfast, 1995-97:
I was the ticket seller who liked to use the following phrases:

"No student card? No student concession."

"Your card has expired. No student concession."

"Your card is fake. No student concession."

"I don't care that you're Eamonn Holmes - it's still sold out."

I don't apologise for any of it. I fucking loved it.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:40, 14 replies)

Jobsworth.
Will you be adopting a similar tact with parenting?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:41, closed)

This morning I caught myself saying to her "treat my nipple with respect, goddamnit".
She's 3 days old but hey, it's never too early to give them severe parental angst.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:47, closed)

If you think things are challenging
Now with a lack of breast-respect - wait until she starts wanting to watch 'In the Night Garden'.

Mental torture at its finest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:50, closed)

You'll have 'fun'
referring to 'Makka Pakka' as 'Mister Spakka' though. Hours of family jollity.
I haven't got kids, and still I know this. Christ.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:03, closed)

Congratulations on your little one!
I was just looking at your profile to see if you'd had the little'un yet (nothing like a bit of internet stalking) and saw your photo and thought "She's having a girl" and I'm very pleased to see that I was right :)
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:34, closed)

That's not the best part of her profile
www.b3ta.com/questions/bastardcolleagues/post116090
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:49, closed)

Clickie
For telling Eamon Holmes to fuck off.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:47, closed)

I had fun doing the 'your names not down your not coming in' thing at a nightclub many years ago.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:49, closed)

To anyone who visited the HMV in the Oracle in Reading 8 years ago
I was the till monkey who liked to use the following phrases:

"No student card?”Fuck it 10% discount anyway."

"Your card has expired.”Fuck it 10% discount anyway."

"Your card is fake.”Fuck it 10% discount anyway"


I don't apologise for any of it. I fucking loved it and the Karma gods repaid me, as one of the stoodents I served, who ended up working there after I had left, remembered me and gave me a £10 card credit.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:53, closed)

You fool! You don't deserve such power!!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:56, closed)

haha
No...no I don't. I promise I have lorded it over people in other jobs but i'll save those for the main qotw ;)

Grats on the new life noob btw!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:06, closed)

Thank you!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:19, closed)

bROKEN aRROW - that's the spirit
sticking it to THE MAN!!

Where d'you stand on the Eamonn Holmes dilemma though?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:27, closed)

Hehe yeah, about a week too late ;)
We had Lenny Henry In once and he accidentely knocked everything off the shelves, I didn't help him , as he stopped being funny about 15 years ago* So on the treatment of so called VIP's, she got this bang on :D

*may have been 20-25 years ago
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:00, closed)