Anybody who's white and has dreadlocks...
...is a fucking wanker
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:38, 20 replies)

and
speaks in Jamaican patois...everyting irie maan? noo problem

*click*
(RTFM May your god go with you, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:45, closed)

Unless they actually grew up there.

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:54, closed)

Fair point
but they rarely are
(RTFM May your god go with you, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:04, closed)

Where, Jamaica/Ethiopia?
You are aware that many people, including the Celts that a lot of white British people are descended from, also used to have dreadlocks?

Or are you not allowed dreadlocks unless your cultural heritage has unbroken dreadlock-use in its recent history?
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:17, closed)

My "unless they grew up there"
was accent related, not dreadlock related.

I tend to find dreadlocks suit very few white men, but that's just a personal aesthetic preference.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:29, closed)

I seem to keep taking you out of context today.
.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:50, closed)

How dare you,
my mother was a saint!
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:57, closed)

No, Zack de la Rocha is a fucking wanker.
aaaaand... so are you
(likeajackhammer, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:56, closed)

Er
Zack isn't white you moron. Get your eyes tested.
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:58, closed)

Fair point
Amended
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:04, closed)

Brian Fair from Shadows Fall is a bit of a legend

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:58, closed)

How about black people with side-partings?
Or does it only work one way?
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:59, closed)

Hahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:32, closed)

It's not that I think...
...they're wankers as a result of a particular haircut. It's just from experience of everyone I've met who's white with dreadlocks, therefore I tend to prejudge.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:45, closed)

at the risk of getting myself added to Mike Woz Ere's list again
I had a great time when I had dreadlocks despite my racial handicap

Cut them off a few years ago, but I've still got them in a bag somewhere
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:02, closed)

Likewise.
Except I buried mine under a yew tree. Now I think of it, I was a wanker, wasn't I?
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:52, closed)

I probably was
but no more or less than I am without having to rub beeswax into my hair every day
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:01, closed)

Have you seen this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMaxoz-Vdcw

Although I know a couple of white guys with dreads who are nothing like this :-)
(Mr._Pickles, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:19, closed)

Yes

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:25, closed)

Nope
I can only think of one white guy I know with dreadlocks, and he's a great guy.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:54, closed)

Newton Faulkner
Ginger dreads CAN be cool
(biscuitsocks random gene expression, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:23, closed)

You have exempted Howard Donald, I presume?
Never forget!
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 22:02, closed)