Presents
What are you buying your loved ones this Christmas? We're looking for inspiration and reckon a big share-a-thon of ideas will help everyone buy better gifts this year.
BTW: If your family reads B3ta and you're worried about giving the game away then tell us what you bought last Christmas.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34)
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I will give my loved ones the gift of my considerably young, large pert breasts.
If they don't like it I will get my mate to kick them in the face.
Everyone else can have the Star Wars toys and 2000AD comics that my mum didn't give away to a jumble sale.
I've asked Santa for a Honda Accord.
Edit: Nuff said, good times, etc.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:06,
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HOLY SHIT!
etc.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:34,
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BREASTS!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:36,
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FIRM, PERT ONES!
ZOMG!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:37,
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WAIT!
IS HER DAD STANDING BEHIND, RUBBING THEM?
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Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:12,
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i like breasts
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:57,
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I'm seeing a pattern here...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:37,
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What happened to......
.....post a photo or they don't exist?
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Pork2311, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:54,
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Pics please!
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:33,
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how are you going to give them away?
and to whom, exactly? i mean, are you planning on just walking around town topless?
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fai is rocking khaz modan server as of, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:13,
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I just like...
that her loved ones are plural... more than one loved one getting breasts this year from her - good on you!
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Allisade would love to hear from you, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:56,
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