Calendar
Well; I did a nude calendar for my wife.... I'll either get a very good or a very bad response. At the moment I'm really unsure as to which way this will go. I used one of the best erotic photographers the country has and it has cost a fortune. Perhaps I should just have bought her a car (Its what I would have got her, had I not come up with this idea!). I had some 600 shots to sift through to get the 12 for the calendar, but in the end the result seems (to me) to be as good as you would get.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:14, 9 replies)

I assume...
That you're the one that's naked in the calendar?
(Captain Kenneth 's Greatest Hits on sale now, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:20, closed)

POIDH

(mersault, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:53, closed)

What he
said ^^
(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:30, closed)

I promise
to release some pics on here as long as the reception is favourable. If it is unfavourable I wont give a stuff any more and I'll post the lot.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:04, closed)

Favourable!!
from here, get on with it man!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:27, closed)

Bought her a car?
Remember the croissants and the glass of orange juice.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:18, closed)

I think this will backfire quite badky
Because she sees you in the nud every day, imagine the disappointment when she realises that it's not a joke but her real actual gift. Times that by at least 185,000 when you say "I was gonna get you a car, but decided on this instead..."

you'll have to invent a new word to convey how gutted she was.

But good luck with it!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:46, closed)

well...
I have just bought an iphone as well as a bit of a back-up plus some diamonds (I'm just not convinced!)
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:13, closed)

sounds excellent =)
I think she'll be treated - I hope she has a private place to hang the calendar though? if you go up in the work cubicle it might change things for you at the next office party...
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:12, closed)