Public Nudity
Naked people in public never ends well. Ever let your dangly bits go on show? Ever witnessed something dreadful?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:19)
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bees.
Are to be avoided when naked in public.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 17:03,
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I guess their ovipositors do make your wang look tiny.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 17:35,
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No, it's my tiny wang that makes my wang look tiny.
or maybe it's just far away...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 22:36,
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Oh, like you've never stood naked in a field and smeared your knob with honey just to make those buzzing little sluts crawl all over it.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jul 2014, 17:38,
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classic da5id!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 18:03,
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How about otters?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:38,
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I like my women like I like my coffee:
COVERED IN BEES!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:14,
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Ground up and kept in the freezer?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 22:29,
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Hot, sweet and black?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 22:29,
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From the third world at reasonable prices?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 22:29,
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With a whisky in it to help it go down better?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 22:33,
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In a plastic cup.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 23:11,
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With a spoon in.
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Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 0:41,
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After I've had sex.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:21,
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Boiled and presented on a silver tray
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SlantedScience, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 20:05,
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