Ooh hello sweeties!
As uou all know, I recently regenerated, and am now female. As I have been male I know that this body is a real looker. I resemeble Audrey Hepburn and Jacqueline Pearce, I have lustrous black hair and lovely blue eyes, and small (but pert) tits.

I am naked now, as I type this! Imagine that, sweeties! Oooh! Oooh!! OOOOH!!! OOOOOOH!!!! OOOOOOAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Trouble is, though I have had plenty of sex in my other incarnations, this body is still virginal. It and I have yet to fuck. And I think I am hetero in this incarnation. I theerfefore need to be fucked, and soon.

So, does anybody fancy a fuck?

Not Quinchy, as he's a homoesexual. Or Shambo, because, ugh. But anyone else?

Beefy Boy?

Want some Time Lord action?

Come on Sweeties I'm ALL yours!

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 17:26, 16 replies)

Lets have a look at your boobs then!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 18:09, closed)

I am queer, that is true but happy to take on a recent rengeneration Time Lord. After all, I identify more as a pansexual than a homoe

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 18:38, closed)

Doing it with a pan eh?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Jul 2014, 19:14, closed)

Nothing gives me greater pleasure than cleaning his pipe.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 19:28, closed)

The boy that never grew up.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:00, closed)

NSFW
(Shimrod, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:04, closed)

Where I work, that is like getting a coffee
Why do I persist in these lies - I retired like a policeman when I was 45
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:13, closed)

Well, quite.
/ac
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 0:00, closed)

POIDH

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:06, closed)

OYID

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:13, closed)

on the other hand
it'd be a pointless picture 3 pages high
tl;dl
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:37, closed)

needs moar Laigh8erz
actually, fuck off, no it doesn't
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:52, closed)

HA! I was joking
and you fell for it like the FASCISTS you are!

AS IF I would fuck any of you MISERABLE CUNTS.

Oooh! That's nasty. I can be nasty!

So watch out! Kitty has claws! Sweeties!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 18:11, closed)

Wait what?
You 1st post gets slapped up like one of those garish lady top trump cards in a central London phone box and then you whip the rug away as the men flock round you like the proverbial faecal flies?

Typical woman, all withholding and shit.

I actually wrote a mock post for you last week:

"Overlong story of Carry On quality lewdness on Ooojjaamaflaxbx Delta; needless to say I did a big wank. Reference to small but pert tits.

CAPITAL LETTERS. CATCHPHRASE!"

So I was close.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:27, closed)

Well, I am not a miserable cunt, but I have lurked a few weeks, and your stories have gone really boring
Sweetie x
(Porcupine, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:21, closed)

Jacqueline Jonathon
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:39, closed)