Wannabe Teenage Dad
When I was about eleven or twelve and discovered the wonderful, amazing, toe-curling pleasure that could be had through choking one's chicken, I developed a strange pattern of behavior...

We had a big garden. And in that garden was a tree. A big tree. And I discovered that in a waist high hollow in the tree lived a squirrel.

I had many merry wanks infront of that tree, spraying my load deep inside the hollow.

And why?

To see if I could get the squirrel pregnant...

Is this normal behaviour ???
( SpankyHanky, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:55, 15 replies)

.
no.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:56, closed)

PMSL
Just Pmsl.

You are disturbed.
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:12, closed)

However,,,,
That rabbit that used to be in the Caramel advert, she was fucking superb. Id have bladdered her 70's tea towel holder all over that fucking field...
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:13, closed)

indeed

what is it or why is it that rabbits give one the horn ? take an average factory working girl, dress her up in normal night out gear and you wouldn't look twice, lash a few rabbit ears on her and a fluffy tail on her arse and you're shoving tequilas into her to beat the band. However take the same girl and put a turtle suit on her and, nothing ? If I ever decide to spend months at a time being a broody artist I'm going to paint women that look like rabbits and possibly squirrels, and vice versa, this subject needs examining, lets discuss...

and yeah that caramel rabbit was a right fucking tease, though I'm not sure I was 'active' at the time..
(The Cats Twat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:23, closed)

Surely that is called
being a `furry'?
( ejlflop errrrrgs. Regularly., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:15, closed)

normal behaviour?
from you?


ha ha ha ha :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:14, closed)

*claps*
Hear Hear
(WhiteFeather, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:55, closed)

Ha ha
No is the anwser
( discobunnywalker, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:05, closed)

Normal for you
Yes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:55, closed)

No!!!
Its not fucking normal!!! You are one weird wanker, Spanky!!! HeeHeeHee - clicks.
(Lizard King, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:12, closed)

Brings
a new meaning to the term 'nature lover'.

You managed to disturb me... deeply...

Funny tho.
(Hotty, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:14, closed)

To see if I could get the squirrel pregnant...
Strangest sentence I've ever read in my life.

Funny as fuck too, though.

Just one thing: Are you mentally ill?

*clicky-click-click*
(Grrrrr Tigers, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:19, closed)

No, not normal
But I wouldn't expect anything less from you!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:35, closed)

Did you check to see if the squirrel was a lady squirrel?
Possessing a ikkle lady squirrel box.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:54, closed)

Only if
you are a squirrel.
(salvadorevincent, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:32, closed)